Re: New Contest...........TN's Best Liar!!!
I was out one night in the middle of the day swinging my magic stick looking for a dropped coin or two down main street, when out of the woods appeared a deer! He started snorting and pawing and I thought he might charge me since I was in his neighborhood. Well, I raised my "coinshooter" and fired at him from the hip by pressing my retune discriminator button on the handle. I'm guessing that I just missed him and the beam grazed his nose because his antlers fell off and he bolted back into his subdivision. I ran to where his antlers fell and to my surprise found that this was no ordinary deer. I know y'all have heard of reindeer, well this was a Ringdeer!
After collecting the fallen antlers, I thought maybe I should check the area to see if maybe a ring or two had fallen off. Well, right under where the antlers were I got a strong signal. I proceeeded to dig up the signal and to my amazment found this cache of over 1100 coins!
Needless to say I'm going back to this subdivision and look some more.
I swear this is a true story--if you don't believe me ask my blind friend, he saw it all,
'cause he wasn't there either!
Scott
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