I have played a limited amount of golf, but have learned a few things from it.
First I learned that, for me, it is much like an Easter egg hunt with a case of Turret’s syndrome!
Then I learned that, if the ball goes to the right, it’s a slice, if it goes to the left it’s a hook and if it goes up the middle, it’s a miracle!!
Then I learned that I spent more time looking for my ball in the woods, than on the green, and still more time putting than both of the other two combined.
I was once asked, by the the owner of the company that I worked for, if I could play golf, as they needed one more player. I told him that I had only played one game. He asked how I scored, and I told him that I shot 62.
He replied with “ That’s not bad.”
I replied that the back nine holes were much harder!
His response was, “ You realize that you just missed out on getting a day off, with pay, don’t you!??”
Yep...
It is a bit funny that I was able to take my five iron and a bucket of balls to the driving range and hit one ball, dump the bucket and carry it out to that spot, and chip seventy five percent of the rest back into the bucket! I never managed to find a use for that while playing the game.
If that is relative to my life span...
I am only 32 years old.
I’ve got lots of time left to find treasure. Just not where I have spent my last sixteen years!!
Oh, that math means that I have spent half of my life on one site...
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