Misc data and adventures of a Tayopa treasure hunter

Shortfinger said:
So, does that make you a MasOrochist? :tongue3::laughing7::laughing7::laughing7::coffee2::occasion14:

JB
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Only after I eat peanuts. More Zin? wine.gif
 

Today for some reason while having a granpappy nap I found my self remenicing on my Border Patrol days. At that time we only numbered about 5000 men for the entire US boders and interior. We had more effective power than almost any other agency. We were only stoped from enterng a private dwelling, but that was easily bypassed. We would goin to a sherif's office and have us temporailly named a deputy at which time we could search and as BP officers required to act upon any illegals encountered. We were not hamstrng by an Obama then.

In one incident -- no bloody shoot outs today-- I was located at the Riviera check station, which controled all traffic north from Brownsvile. It was a hot humid day when a large car arrived. I courtesly asked unde oath "good after noon, are you an American citizen:? " Hell no, I'm a Texan". he bellowed , "Thats nice", I replied, "but until you declare yourself an American citizen under oath, I cannot let you pass" While he was sitting ther with his mouth open I reached in and tok his keys - as I mentioned we were not hamstrung by Obama in those days.

I left him stewing in his hot car, finally he gave up and came to the office and growled "I a United States Senitor on my way to washington, and am exempy from any police action. I want your badge no" Thats fine since you have answered my question, here are your car keys, as for my badge no. you can easily see that."

Later I heard that he had filed a report on me but the BP head quarters squashed it, and instead gave me a commendation...

We were on a 7 day week' but even so we were required to act upon any supected illegal activity

I noticed this hulobuloo on sanctuary cities, the fed law specfies " anyone that harbors, aids or furthers an ilegal entry is guitly of a felony" this includes the city concil members, but the Patrol has be so emasculated that --'

In those days we had a tremendous Epirit de Corp,no members would do anything Illgal as witness my next story:laughing7:

One morning we picked up a gorgeous young Mexican girl from a bus,, she even smelled as if she hd just gorren out of a shower, reminds me of our CWP, Well about lunch time we tossed to see who would take her to a nearby resturant for lunch - at gov't expense - I won. Later I heard that they were making bets that I would somehow come back alone.without her.

When we arrived at the resturant and she was seated at a table I noticed that somehow -- due to the heat no doubt - that the upper 4 buttons to her filmy blouse had become undone as she leannned overr to tell me what she wanted to eat. She then looked me straight in the eye and murmed in a low sexy voice "Isn't there anything that I can do to make you let me go officer "?

Being a stalwart BP guy I conquered any inclinations for any hanky panky and returened her to the office intact, to the disappoinent of some of the other BP's

I could go on for hours without any bloody shootouts.

Course I doubt that I would have kept her if'n she was our CWP :laughing7::laughing7:
 

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Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp said:
Today for some reason while having a granpappy nap I found my self remenicing on my Border Patrol days. At that time we only numbered about 5000 men for the entire US boders and interior. We had more effective power than almost any other agency. We were only stoped from enterng a private dwelling, but that was easily bypassed. We would goin to a sherif's office and have us temporailly named a deputy at which time we could search and as BP officers required to act upon any illegals encountered. We were not hamstrng by an Obama then.

In one incident -- no bloody shoot outs today-- I was located at the Riviera check station, which controled all traffic north from Brownsvile. It was a hot humid day when a large car arrived. I courtesly asked unde oath "good after noon, are you an American citizen:? " Hell no, I'm a Texan". he bellowed , "Thats nice", I replied, "but until you declare yourself an American citizen under oath, I cannot let you pass" While he was sitting ther with his mouth open I reached in and tok his keys - as I mentioned we were not hamstrung by Obama in those days.

I left him stewing in his hot car, finally he gave up and came to the office and growled "I a United States Senitor on my way to washington, and am exempy from any police action. I want your badge no" Thats fine since you have answered my question, here are your car keys, as for my badge no. you can easily see that."

Later I heard that he had filed a report on me but the BP head quarters squashed it, and instead gave me a commendation...

We were on a 7 day week' but even so we were required to act upon any supected illegal activity

I noticed this hulobuloo on sanctuary cities, the fed law specfies " anyone that harbors, aids or furthers an ilegal entry is guitly of a felony" this includes the city concil members, but the Patrol has be so emasculated that --'

In those days we had a tremendous Epirit de Corp,no members would do anything Illgal as witness my next story:laughing7:

One morning we picked up a gorgeous young Mexican girl from a bus,, she even smelled as if she hd just gorren out of a shower, reminds me of our CWP, Well about lunch time we tossed to see who would take her to a nearby resturant for lunch - at gov't expense - I won. Later I heard that they were making bets that I would somehow come back alone.without her.

When we arrived at the resturant and she was seated at a table I noticed that somehow -- due to the heat no doubt - that the upper 4 buttons to her filmy blouse had become undone as she leannned overr to tell me what she wanted to eat. She then looked me straight in the eye and murmed in a low sexy voice "Isn't there anything that I can do to make you let me go officer "?

Being a stalwart BP guy I conquered any inclinations for any hanky panky and returened her to the office intact, to the disappoinent of some of the other BP's

I could go on for hours without any bloody shootouts.

Course I doubt that I would have kept her if'n she was our CWP :laughing7::laughing7:
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Great post amigo, keep 'em coming! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

:coffee2: :coffee2: :coffee: :coffee2:
 

tintin_treasure said:
thanks and amazing yarns there IP!,,,But I doubt if such stories will continue in India these days as before...today there is an emerging gang culture in India similar like in western capitals that will not hesitate to storm such mansions if stories persist...but of course some stories are forgotten even from the near public,,,hence there still could be similar caches in these days...:),,
TT
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The most influential gang in India is the government-mafia group currently controlling gold imports/distribution there. The huge demand for gold in India, and its management by the powers that be there is the current price-mover for the metal - even wresting away action from the Wall Street price manipulators. I would be cautious about trying to profit from any kind of a gold deal there.
 

Shortfinger said:
Okay, peanuts and Zin it is! My son works at several wineries in the Paso Robles area, so I have access to LOTS of Zin.......JB
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Ooh....you are determined to make me out a 'chist' (or is that 'kist', heheh), aintcha? :tongue3:

I am particularly fond of Turley Cellars....but the Beckett family also make a Sinfully Delicious Zin as well. Would your son happen to be acquainted? 2410_batting_eyelashes.gif
 

Quit flirting with short finger, WE also had a vinyart near st Helena. Calif.We were next to Louis Martini.We featured Zinfanel. ( me jealous :laughing7::laughing7: but I kave to admit He's a darn nice guy :notworthy: :laughing7:

That skinny broad is was my wife and new born offspring


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Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp said:
uit flirting with short finger, WE also had a vView attachment 1309164inyart near st Helena. We were next to Louis Martini.We featured Zinfanel.
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Of course, Jefe....but the closest I can get to your vintage now is Carol Shelton's Monga Zin, from old 1900's Secondo Guasti vines...heheh. :tongue3:

Sigh...sadly, my old stomping ground of Apple Valley has been reduced to only 3 remaining wineries....and Carol stays sold out of the Monga. But she does make a delightful old vine Zin called Wild Thing. Wonder where she came up with that vintage?? :whip2:


P.S. Me? Flirting?? Lies from the Germans. :angel7:
 

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But NP. that is an Orchid wasp that is fooled by the Orchid into polinizing it by mimicing a female wasp and :censored:.

For the monkey Orchid they need a different polenizer, not a burro Orchid. Maybe they fooled a man into polonizing, as the orchid seeds that I mailed back from Guadalcanal did to develoop his spray Orchids, that are supposedly named after me.:laughing7: :occasion14:

That reminds me, I must get some of the spray orchids to go with the chilled Zinfandel and the Polar Bear skin rug for CWP
CWP. :laughing7: :occasion14:

I will patiently ignore your reference to a book.
 

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Hmm, Me thinks Don Jose is not telling us the whole story here.
Just something I noticed. First we have the story of the hot tamale from the bus stop.
Then the bit about pollination. And some monkey or burro business.
Followed by a photo of the lovely Mrs. with child.

Hmmm, Sounds like one of those romance novels with Don Jose playing the part of Fabio on the cover.

Alright Don Jose, give us the Paul Harvey "rest of the story" :coffee2::coffee2:
 

tintin_treasure said:
IUP.....have you seen this presentation on the lue map ,?,,it is a different interpretation than the sensational Nazi connection stuff..
The guy who presented his research I guess was once on this treasurnet forum...it is a nice presentation to the ancient historical society....the lue map supposedly to lead to caches of gold in the rockies...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8aII61m7t1s

TT
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I don't intend to be presumptuous, but Randy (a really good guy) will be the first to tell you that he does not consider himself a treasure hunter, but an archivist of treasure lore and a researcher into the provenance of the legends. When you think about it, his sort of delving probably yields him many more returns than those of guys who are trying to dig up loot with pick and shovel. That said, you will find a number of his threads still available on Tnet - "Montezuma's Treasure", "The LUE", and the following very interesting current thread that probes Colorado's "Treasure Mountain" legend to new depths, including some possible LUE connections.

http://www.treasurenet.com/forums/t...n-co-lost-frenchmen-s-gold-5.html#post4897159
 

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