CRISPINS CRITTERS

[AU24K]

And I went to my neighborhood store this evening for my usual staples like milk and bread.....

I saw my favorite cashier today,



Her name is Beverly. A few days younger than me,
Recently divorced.

Possibly a "keeper."

Should I ask her for a luncheon date?

Nah....

Maybe....
Been 10 years, folks...


Here in "Hicksville," Georgia??"

 

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[AU24K]

Scott

Just bein' the smarta$$ that I am...

(And can back it up....Try me....Dig?)
Learn the hard way....



Think I'll change, slightly, my "Avatar picture."

Soon as I figure out how....
A Memory of Tom....
And the "Wolf Pack."

Do you remember when...?

Scott

 

[Oregon Viking]

And I went ro my neighborhood store this evening for my usual staples like milk and bread.....

I saw my favorite cashier today,



Her name is Beverly. A few days younger than me,
Recently divorced.

Should I ask her for a luncheon date?

Here in "Hicksville," Georgia??"

Yes!!
I live in a town with less then 6,000
Cool thing is next year at a really small town....I'll be at this!! Cape Blanco Country Music Festival - July 29-31, 2016 This guy will be there too....
awwwwwhhhhh hawwwwwhhh!!

 

[Oregon Viking]

Ain't none of ya'all like this!!

 

[dieselram94]

Thread cleaned and unlocked....Keep politics out of thread please or it will be locked again only longer.....


Politics is only allowed in our politics forum as all are aware..

TH, my apologies as well. Thank you for reopening the thread. I promise I won't get carried away again...My bad.


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[dieselram94]

Hey Scott, just got the keys and heading out to the garage to try them.


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[Oregon Viking]

Yesterday my wife and I celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary. How anyone could put up with me for that long is a conundrum!

 

[AU24K]

You old fart, you better have shown something new!

Best,

Scott



And had an explanation.....



Anyway....I once went missing on a wedding day.

I was later found to be drinkin '

Who? Me?
You Bet!

Where? Who knows? Who cares?
Somewhere in Kansas, many years ago....





Scott

 

[Oregon Viking]

1991. Had to take a picture of a picture. She lost weight, got hotter...I gained weight, got fatter!

 

[dieselram94]

Just got done playing monopoly with my wife and son. Of course I won again, wife says it sucks she never wins but is happy I'm the one that handles our finances! Lol!


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[pat-tekker-cat]

Mew to all the cats' back from alley catting all summer, mew mew.
uh oh, I gotta see if I remember how to work this place.....
Hope all are well & had a great summer.
Isn't there a circle race going on today?

 

[bill from lachine]

Pat,

Nice to see you drop in and say hi.

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[pat-tekker-cat]

Thanks Bill, it's been a loong great summer! I didn't even get a chance to lurk around the tnet.
I've tried to play a little catch-up, lordy this place is so huge, I could read for decades,
wait, I have been......

I do hope everybody comes around and I sure have missed ya'll.
The summer sure flew by and did a number on my skin, great to be back on earth!





Here's a song that'll work
For my friend muddyhandz and Scott, I'll post the lyrics, too.





I haven't seen you since the big burn
Now you look like a Boston fern
We had a pig roast with the earth
And it spun on its axis like a pig on a spit

The older you get, the younger you look
Slide me a recipe from your cookbook
All lies, it's all axioms
That's life in a microwave, sign today
In a microwave, sign today

Button your lip, you're talking out of turn
Another cell out of your brain, another marble from the urn
Certain things we can't replace
Once you're a raisin, you can never be a grape

The entire world is counting on a team of scientists
To figure the solution if they do indeed exist
Fallacy and fantasy and anonymity
Turned on us all at once

Viola! Viola

Fricassee, rock soup every day
You can read it in the dead sea discs
You can read it in the dead sea discs

I really don't know what I'm going to have to say
It's only the beginning of a chitty day
What am I to do, and how am I to prepare
For the loneliest beginning on this day of despair?

I haven't seen you since the big burn
No you look like a Boston fern
We had a pig roast with the earth
And it spun on its axis like a pig on a spit

Everybody pickin' at it
Like a pig on a spit
Everybody pickin' at it
Like a pig on a spit


Yep, I'm starting to believe, Life begins at 40 million.......

 

[dieselram94]

Good to see you back as well patcat!! This place has gone to the dogs without ya!


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[pat-tekker-cat]

Thanks dram, good to see you, too. I was hoping some of the girls would be around, too.
I see you upgraded your potato to a tubey, or was that Deep using the potato?
I would imagine them taters get smushie, after a lot of postings.

 

[Togreenfeet]

CRISPIN'S CRITTERS

Well, well well where do start...... Let's just say I am very, very angry right now. Scott I will concede the victory to you. I knocked over my king. You didn't see it. The 9 y / o and I just got back fro the grocery store. Bought stuff for Taco Sunday dinner and to make his lunch for the week. My wife met me at the front door. She said " please don't get angry, don't yell but something happened." Having no clue I said what? She said " while you were gone, the 4 year old grand daughter knocked all your chess pieces off the board. Sent them flying across the house !" I said " WHAT? WHY? The game is up above everyone's eyesight, sitting on the printer" WHY? So I came in the house my wife said leave her alone, I've already talked to her. I said. "No, I've got nothing. I don't bother anybody. I take care of everybody. This is just mean. She needs punished. So I found her in her moms room watching cartoons. I said " I have just one question, why? She gave me this evil look and she says " I got tired of looking at it!" I'm blown away...... This is the kind of sh@@ I have to put up with daily....... You win buddy! Then my wife asks me if I can take her and her employer to the airport Thanksgiving...... You know so they can fly to LA on their way to Hawaii for a week. I feel defeated....the. 9 y/ o and I need a break! I found a 44 foot Ketch for sale in Panama for $7500.00!!!!!!! Man I am beat!

 

[Togreenfeet]

Pat I was worried about ya.....

 

[Togreenfeet]

Hey Oregon Viking..... Damn buddy you sure look like a Viking haha

 

[dieselram94]

Thanks dram, good to see you, too. I was hoping some of the girls would be around, too.
I see you upgraded your potato to a tubey, or was that Deep using the potato?
I would imagine them taters get smushie, after a lot of postings.

Lol!! That's a awesome reply!! Lol!


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[dieselram94]

Well, well well where do start...... Let's just say I am very, very angry right now. Scott I will concede the victory to you. I knocked over my king. You didn't see it. The 9 y / o and I just got back fro the grocery store. Bought stuff for Taco Sunday dinner and to make his lunch for the week. My wife met me at the front door. She said " please don't get angry, don't yell but something happened." Having no clue I said what? She said " while you were gone, the 4 year old grand daughter knocked all your chess pieces off the board. Sent them flying across the house !" I said " WHAT? WHY? The game is up above everyone's eyesight, sitting on the printer" WHY? So I came in the house my wife said leave her alone, I've already talked to her. I said. "No, I've got nothing. I don't bother anybody. I take care of everybody. This is just mean. She needs punished. So I found her in her moms room watching cartoons. I said " I have just one question, why? She gave me this evil look and she says " I got tired of looking at it!" I'm blown away...... This is the kind of sh@@ I have to put up with daily....... You win buddy! Then my wife asks me if I can take her and her employer to the airport Thanksgiving...... You know so they can fly to LA on their way to Hawaii for a week. I feel defeated....the. 9 y/ o and I need a break! I found a 44 foot Ketch for sale in Panama for $7500.00!!!!!!! Man I am beat!

That sucks! You could sail away on that boat before she even gets back.


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