CRISPINS CRITTERS

[worldtalker]

Chris, did you ever get your truck oiled underneath? I did my old Dodge and my wife's Subaru this fall and I think I spent about 12 hours total crawling around under those vehicles!


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No I haven't,it's hard enough getting underneath changing the oil..wait till you're 64.

 

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[Togreenfeet]

CRISPIN'S CRITTERS

Ok ok ok I am in sooooooo much trouble....... My daughter, you know the addict is FINALLY trying to get her life together PRAISE THE LORD. She's stolen more than 10 K off my wife and I. I don't have a wedding ring, she pawned it...... Anyway yes there is a lot of hurt and anger there. She is just a mean person and I've taken it for years...... She had a job and degree as a Pharmacy Tech.... Well that was like putting the fox in the hen house. Hates me because " you were never there " blah blah.... You're 32, 2 kids, sleep all day, are mean, have nothing to do with your kids. Blah blah blah...... So yesterday she FINALLY decides to get up off her deadbeat butt and go for an interview at a local college. Kieser there Scotty...... She is a very intelligent girl, when things aren't in here way. She aced a math test earlier. So she was going for an admissions interview. It was me and my son standing there. I have taken the abuse of her for years...... I mean ABUSE.....and the moment happened..... There was my son and I and she asks "Does my hair make me look fat?" On cue from an old comedian quite possibly Larry the Cable Guy my son and I looked at each other and said together " no..... Your 200 pound ass makes you look fat" I know that probably wasn't the right thing to do, but he and I busted out laughing, she stormed out of the house, momma slapped us both in the head. I think you can still see her hand print....... But after years of being screamed at, cursed at, had things thrown at me, had money stolen, my WEDDING RING STOLEN while I was taking a shower then pawned...... That felt good! Besides that's funny, I don't care who you are!

 

[releventchair]

Why do woman ask if something makes them look fat?
They are the ones who can't stand horizontal stripes on a large person for a reason.

Worse, why do guys answer the question!!!?

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

Glad you got that zinger in.....it was deserved.

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[dieselram94]

Tgf, from what your describing I'd say you have lots of well deserved room to say whatever you want to. And your right that is funny! Lol


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[dieselram94]

Why do woman ask if something makes them look fat?
They are the ones who can't stand horizontal stripes on a large person for a reason.

Worse, why do guys answer the question!!!?

Yeah, my wife asks me that all the time. My favorite line is "your fine right now but if you ever start looking as large and disgusting as your mother, we're through!!"

Sad thing is she knows I have a point!


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[Oregon Viking]

 

[dieselram94]

Kinda dead here tonight, where is everyone?


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[AU24K]

Houston we have a problem. I show you have a pawn on C-4. We need to take pics of the boards and send to one another. Not now I'm going to bed.......and Scott.....thanks my friend, I will

I have my Queen on C4....
I think...
I'll run the moves again tomorrow from the beginning to check myself.



Best,

Scott

 

[Togreenfeet]

Thanks buddy back up one move then do it. It's all I can ask. Sleep well all I'm whooped !

 

[Togreenfeet]

Yeah queen went to C4 last move, but I show you used your queen to take your pawn that was sitting on C4

 

[Togreenfeet]

We'll figure it out

 

[AU24K]

I found the mistake....

No "fragging" allowed, Huh?
"Took his own pawn." Heh, heh....

So, how 'bout C3-B3?

The only piece not on the board is your Queen's Bishop, right?

Best,

Scott

Does this look right?

 

[AU24K]

I just registered this morning about 6:30 am for the final class for my Associates Degree this coming Spring Semester.
A course in the Science and Math Section called,
"Geographic Information Science."
And the required "Lab."

OK....

Here's the course description overview from the online syllabus:

GISC 2011 - Geographic Information Science An introduction to the principles and applications of Geographic Information Systems that examines the accuracy and applications of geographic information including spatial analysis, data management, data visualization, and data retrieval. Emphasis is placed on the interdisciplinary nature of GIS and its relevance to society. The course involves hands-on computer exercises. Corequisite: GISC 2011L.
2.000 Credit hours
2.000 Lecture hours

Levels: Graduate - Semester, Undergraduate - Semester
Schedule Types: Lecture, Asynchronous Instruction

Science, Engineering, & Tech Division
Evironmental Spatial Analysis Department

I'm Feeling this about now...
One step closer to my goal of helping.....


Hope all have a great weekend!

Best,

Scott

 

[Togreenfeet]

I just walked in from a baseball game. It decided to pour the rain. Both boys have their final games Saturday, then right into basketball. I'm tired. Wrote a paper about dolphins with th 9 y/o. Made a dolphin out of cardboard, 2 liter bottles, and ping pong balls...... My niece is here to get what's left of her house. She is getting divorced. Her husband is th WWE butt munch. Been helping her dad most of the day. Give me some time Scott old friend and I'll look. Yes sir the only piece off the board is correct my bishop....... Now for baths, more studying for spelling and vocab tests tomorrow then making lunches. I'll get back to ya friend !

 

[AU24K]

I just registered this morning about 6:30 am for the final class for my Associates Degree.
A course in the Science and Math Section called,
"Geographic Information Science."
And the required "Lab."

OK....

Here's the course description overview from the online syllabus:

GISC 2011 - Geographic Information Science An introduction to the principles and applications of Geographic Information Systems that examines the accuracy and applications of geographic information including spatial analysis, data management, data visualization, and data retrieval. Emphasis is placed on the interdisciplinary nature of GIS and its relevance to society. The course involves hands-on computer exercises. Corequisite: GISC 2011L.
2.000 Credit hours
2.000 Lecture hours

Levels: Graduate - Semester, Undergraduate - Semester
Schedule Types: Lecture, Asynchronous Instruction

Science, Engineering, & Tech Division
Evironmental Spatial Analysis Department

I'm Feeling this about now...
One step closer to my goal of helping.....


Hope all have a great weekend!

Best,

Scott

Might I explain further.....

Within the scope of Humanity, there is always need...
Need of those whom are hungry.
For food. For a friend. For the Gospel....

The needs of many are sought silently, due to societal stigmas.

I recently enjoyed a meal with another Vet.

What about the many Vets who will sleep tonight, homeless?

How many homeless Vets will "Give up?"



How many Vet's will die unrecognized for their service?

'The unclaimed veteran': More than 1,000 attend funeral for Marine Corps vet with no known family | Fox News






Scott

 

[AU24K]

I just walked in from a baseball game. It decided to pour the rain. Both boys have their final games Saturday, then right into basketball. I'm tired. Wrote a paper about dolphins with th 9 y/o. Made a dolphin out of cardboard, 2 liter bottles, and ping pong balls...... My niece is here to get what's left of her house. She is getting divorced. Her husband is th WWE butt munch. Been helping her dad most of the day. Give me some time Scott old friend and I'll look. Yes sir the only piece off the board is correct my bishop....... Now for baths, more studying for spelling and vocab tests tomorrow then making lunches. I'll get back to ya friend !

Pictures, Man!!!

Best,

Scot

 

[Honest Samuel]

Pictures of young ladies would be better. Trust me.

 

[Oregon Viking]

All right. Scotty and 2 green feetie...someone has to try the "chess online" under the charter member only...."games" Real time. Life is short.....
No c-12 to x-13 snail chess!!
I'm ready....lets rock......

 

[AU24K]

All I can say is to "Buckle up, Here it comes...."

Are you "on board?"



Scott


Yeah, call me Crazy.....

"All Aboard!"



"Tickets, Please"


"A simple journey, from point A to point B. Here's what is awaiting you....."
"After A, before B....."
"Your final stop awaits your arrival.... Somewhere In the "Twilight Zone...."



OK.

Words....And such....

"Crazy Train"

[Daisley - Osbourne - Rhoads]

All aboard! Hahaha

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe. it's not too late
To learn how to love, and forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Life's a bitter shame
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train

I've listened to preachers,
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words, yeah, yeah

Heirs of a cold war,
that's what we've become
Inheriting troubles,
I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something that just isn't fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train