CRISPINS CRITTERS

Y'all enjoy my lucidity, for soon I shall prepare ramen and dive deep into academic studies.

In other words, time to start drinkin'.....


(Study Music?)

Best Scott

PS.
Please see previous post regarding,
"How to Study Like a Southerner."​
 

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well kids, don't know where backbacon or gary are, but it's jammie time!!

get r done
 

Me too!

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Retired MEDIC I just give myself T shots now hehe you all are awesome. I may have found a new home. I like you all....... So far hehehe check this out I went to the VA they made me get a flu shot 2 days ago so this guy goes to inject me I said stop. I didn't sit here for you to do this I want that pretty nurse to put hands on me. Oddly he says this is discrimination ! I said screw you dude, I grabbed the needle and stabbed myself . I said next time give me the pretty nurse and walked away. They were standing there dumbfounded, with their mouths open. I was laughing my butt off. I bet next time I get a pretty nurse. At least that's my intentions hehehe

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Hate to leave the festivities so early, but hitting the lake early to finish setting up my friends boat, and hopefully some recreation..... night all......Gary
 

As many of you know, I have long hair.

This is a choice to drive me towards academic achievement.
I have made a personal vow to not cut my hair until I achieve a Degree.
Whereupon, I will make sure that my cut hair will find it's way to "Locks of Love."

Locks of Love helps disadvantaged children suffering from medical hair loss

But, the hassle of long hair, especially the THICK mane that I possess,
is hard to manage and,

Well,



I will hold true to my vow.....

Best,

Scott​
 

Togreenfeet said:
Retired MEDIC I just give myself T shots now hehe you all are awesome. I may have found a new home. I like you all....... So far hehehe check this out I went to the VA they made me get a flu shot 2 days ago so this guy goes to inject me I said stop. I didn't sit here for you to do this I want that pretty nurse to put hands on me. Oddly he says this is discrimination ! I said screw you dude, I grabbed the needle and stabbed myself . I said next time give me the pretty nurse and walked away. They were standing there dumbfounded, with their mouths open. I was laughing my butt off. I bet next time I get a pretty nurse. At least that's my intentions hehehe

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Friend,

Your Uncle Scott has MANY stories of the VA.

When did you serve again?

Perhaps I can help you with benefits, or at least guide you to websites that can provide assistance...

Best,

Scott
 

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Togreenfeet,

You're just about crazy enough to fit in with the rest of us....I have some stories that would give you and others a few chuckles....just have to sift through and decide which ones are pc....lol.

Regards + HH

Bill

Togreenfeet said:
Retired MEDIC I just give myself T shots now hehe you all are awesome. I may have found a new home. I like you all....... So far hehehe check this out I went to the VA they made me get a flu shot 2 days ago so this guy goes to inject me I said stop. I didn't sit here for you to do this I want that pretty nurse to put hands on me. Oddly he says this is discrimination ! I said screw you dude, I grabbed the needle and stabbed myself . I said next time give me the pretty nurse and walked away. They were standing there dumbfounded, with their mouths open. I was laughing my butt off. I bet next time I get a pretty nurse. At least that's my intentions hehehe

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OK.
Y'all want another story from your Uncle Scott?

Here's one inspired by the VA.

I was living in Wichita, Kansas, in my car, (must have been about '97?)
when I got a "Temporary" job with the VA to do a multi-computer station change-out for office personnel.

OK.
That meant receiving the desk furniture, assembling it and changing over in various offices.

I'd show up in the morning, first, and be the last to leave every day.

When I would "leave," I went to my car, and wait until dark.

Then I would "gain entry" to a closed wing of the VA center for geriatrics.

I had it made!

A nurses station with a refrigerator and microwave,
showers, fresh bed sheets, obtained during the day by exchange depots when no one was looking,
and TV!

But, I had to learn the rounds made by the security....

I was never caught and to this day have copies of job performance recommendations
for my "Temporary Assignment."

I've never told anyone of this until now,
And this was all while a guy was in the White House,
sleeping in satin sheets, who dissed Military Service enough to flee to England and protest the US.

OK.
Someone just tapped me on the shoulder and said that I was heading towards a political no-no....

Anyway, that's another story from Uncle Scott

My Best,

Scott​
 

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What da heck is this thread? Every time I see Crispin's Critters I think of crunchy snacks like pork rinds.
 

CoilyGirl said:
What da heck is this thread? Every time I see Crispin's Critters I think of crunchy snacks like pork rinds.
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Pork rinds, yes. A crunchy snack from the pork rind food group. Good call coily girl.
 

CoilyGirl said:
What da heck is this thread? Every time I see Crispin's Critters I think of crunchy snacks like pork rinds.
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You all should join us!!!

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CoilyGirl said:
What da heck is this thread? Every time I see Crispin's Critters I think of crunchy snacks like pork rinds.
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This?

sugar crisps.png

More like this....



Come, enjoy and be a part of our Family!

Best,

Scott​
 

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CoilyGirl said:
What da heck is this thread? Every time I see Crispin's Critters I think of crunchy snacks like pork rinds.
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Tis a dangerous question ye ask my lady... are ye sure ye want thee answers?

Will you​
walk into my parlour?” said the Spider to the Fly,​

'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;
The way into my parlour is up a winding stair,
And I've a many curious things to shew when you are there.”

“Oh no, no,” said the little Fly, “to ask me is in vain,​
For who goes up your winding stair
-can ne'er come down again.”​
 

squiggy said:
You all should join us!!!

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Squiggy,
I 'bout got you "Southern"

It's "Y'all."
(single syllable....)

So,
Let's all get "Southern!"



Best,

Scott​
 

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Lol! k

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AU24K said:
As many of you know, I have long hair.

This is a choice to drive me towards academic achievement.
I have made a personal vow to not cut my hair until I achieve a Degree.
Whereupon, I will make sure that my cut hair will find it's way to "Locks of Love."

Locks of Love helps disadvantaged children suffering from medical hair loss

But, the hassle of long hair, especially the THICK mane that I possess,
is hard to manage and,

Well,



I will hold true to my vow.....

Best,

Scott​
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When my wife had her long hair shortened we sent hers off to locks of love...:thumbup:

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