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[releventchair]

Я встретил самую великолепную женщину, которую я когда-либо видел. Она была из России, и она говорить так тихо и постоянно улыбался

 

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[releventchair]

Crap. Wrong video. And the one I want is gone..........It must not be P.C..

 

[Togreenfeet]

Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A: A desserter.

 

[Togreenfeet]

My brother was recently launched into the "real world" and shocked by the expenses that came with it. He was complaining about the high cost of auto insurance.

"If you got married," teased my dad, "the premium would be lower."

He smiled. "That would be like buying an airline just to get free peanuts."

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

Thanks for the chuckles....

Q: What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A: A desserter.

 

[Togreenfeet]

Always my friend. I enjoy making friends laugh!

 

[Togreenfeet]

Good to be alive!!

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Top of the morning. Here's a recipe for some stuffed vine leaves good for eating in the warmer weather.

 

[Togreenfeet]

https://www.scubadiving.com/attempt...m_medium=email&cid=53766&mid=474512330#page-2


Click on this story. It’s a very interesting and important read. I did a cave body recovery where all 3 untrained divers were dead....... one guy had 2100 pounds of air remaining. we called them”floaters” I spent the most of my career recovering the deceased. It’s your job then, after retirement they come back to talk to you, often........

 

[Togreenfeet]

Hey guys I need your help. As you know I have 6 grandkids. They love to go to McDonald’s. EVERYTIME I go to McDonald’s, they screw up my order!!!!! I live approximately 300 yards from a McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s. No I was here first! Haha anyway I just went to McDonald’s and true to Form they screwed up my order......had s baseball game last night beachside. Grandson wanted McDonald’s, THEY screwed up my order. I’m going to email corporate. Can you guys help me draft the letter Any and all input is welcome. This is ridiculous. Hey Scott little help bro!

 

[releventchair]

They're not supposed to screw up your order?

Next time (when and if) they get it right , complain!

Don't pull hair off one of the kids and put it in a burger , then present it to the counter.. Or fall on the floor and gasp ,allergy" you messed up my order again..."

 

[AU24K]

Я встретил самую великолепную женщину, которую я когда-либо видел. Она была из России, и она говорить так тихо и постоянно улыбался

У меня был такой же опыт в Германии с красивой немецкой девушкой. Мы разделили полдень смеха и гастроли Гейдельберга Ах! Такие времена моей юности!

Scott

 

[AU24K]

"I went to see my Doctor yesterday.
You know my Doctor, Doctor Vinnie Boom Bah.
Anyway,
I said, 'Hey, Doc, I got a fear of giants.'
He said, "Yeah, you got 'Fe, Fi, Phobia!"'

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Quote:
Hey guys I need your help. As you know I have 6 grandkids. They love to go to McDonald’s. EVERYTIME I go to McDonald’s, they screw up my order!!!!! I live approximately 300 yards from a McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s. No I was here first! Haha anyway I just went to McDonald’s and true to Form they screwed up my order......had s baseball game last night beachside. Grandson wanted McDonald’s, THEY screwed up my order. I’m going to email corporate. Can you guys help me draft the letter

Any and all input is welcome. This is ridiculous. Hey Scott little help bro!


"McDonalds."
"The magical word that children of all ages want to hear when asked, 'Where do you want to go for lunch?'
A Happy Meal. A Big Mac.
Certainly, after 'Billions Served,' one would think that simple orders could be placed and correctly received on a daily basis.
Alas! This is not the case.....
After (insert number) visits to my local McDonalds, I have yet to obtain a correct order.
Not only do I have to pay for the mistakes, I have to think of a reason to console my crying Grandson.
I have to say things like, 'I'm sure that they were busy and just made a mistake.'
Or, 'Maybe I didn't make myself clear.'
But, I'm going to start saying, 'They don't understand the order because of the drive-thru speaker system.'
Or, 'They just don't care.'"

And these employees want $15.00 an hour. Really?

I think that Burger King has a better drive-thru speaker system and they might just care more about getting orders right.

"Let's go to Burger King!"

2GF,
Hope that gives you some ideas.....

Best,

Scott

 

[GB1]

i do like burger king better than McDonald's

 

[AU24K]

I got the small safe opened that I got from my locksmith Friend over the weekend and of course, it was empty.
(Don't ask how I can open safes because I'll just tell you that it's magic.....)

Being digital, there is no way to reset the combination.
I just placed an order with one of the many locksmith suppliers that I deal with for a 3-wheel combo lock to retro-fit the safe.

(image of safe door, removed, and digital crap removed, most is in the trash....)

I have removed the digital apparatus in anticipation of the arrival and installation of my new.....
(Puts on sunglasses)

3 (dial) lock box!




Scott

 

[AU24K]

As I mentioned earlier, we are getting in new pallet jacks.

These babies are supposed to be state of the art.
(Which means that when the jackasses who use them tear them up, it will cost the company more for me to repair them in parts costs....)

Of course, new batteries are needed, as well as chargers....

More for the jackasses to tear up....

Yesterday I had to wire back in a charger, 240VAC to 24VDC, after checking it for damage, that a dumb-ass didn't move the connector from their jack and pulled the charger from the rack, tearing the wires from the charger and blowing 2-30 amp fuses in the disconnect box.
NOT the first time for such an occurrence....
And, of course, NOBODY knows who did it....

Sheesh!

I thought I was working around adults.....SMH!

Scott

Does cynicism increase with age?
Asking for a Friend.....

 

[Togreenfeet]

У меня был такой же опыт в Германии с красивой немецкой девушкой. Мы разделили полдень смеха и гастроли Гейдельберга Ах! Такие времена моей юности!

Scott

Gotta love them beauties!!!!!!

 

[Togreenfeet]

Quote:
Hey guys I need your help. As you know I have 6 grandkids. They love to go to McDonald’s. EVERYTIME I go to McDonald’s, they screw up my order!!!!! I live approximately 300 yards from a McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s. No I was here first! Haha anyway I just went to McDonald’s and true to Form they screwed up my order......had s baseball game last night beachside. Grandson wanted McDonald’s, THEY screwed up my order. I’m going to email corporate. Can you guys help me draft the letter

Any and all input is welcome. This is ridiculous. Hey Scott little help bro!


"McDonalds."
"The magical word that children of all ages want to hear when asked, 'Where do you want to go for lunch?'
A Happy Meal. A Big Mac.
Certainly, after 'Billions Served,' one would think that simple orders could be placed and correctly received on a daily basis.
Alas! This is not the case.....
After (insert number) visits to my local McDonalds, I have yet to obtain a correct order.
Not only do I have to pay for the mistakes, I have to think of a reason to console my crying Grandson.
I have to say things like, 'I'm sure that they were busy and just made a mistake.'
Or, 'Maybe I didn't make myself clear.'
But, I'm going to start saying, 'They don't understand the order because of the drive-thru speaker system.'
Or, 'They just don't care.'"

And these employees want $15.00 an hour. Really?

I think that Burger King has a better drive-thru speaker system and they might just care more about getting orders right.

"Let's go to Burger King!"

2GF,
Hope that gives you some ideas.....

Best,

Scott

Our BK is worse......seems like this is a McD’s problem nation wide!!!

 

[AU24K]

In 36 hours I will have my day in court with the weasel.
I'm certain that I have my court exhibits prepared and ready for presentation.
Almost $9000 is at stake and I want what I'm owed!

Let's see how this works out, shall we my Friends.

Best,

Scott