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My wife called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"

I replied, "Aren't you talking on it?"

There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in, followed by, "You are NOT going to tell anybody about this!"
 

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Another joke- Women won’t date a man that lives with his mom, but they’ll date a man that lives with his wife.....
 

OK 2GF: I worked with a guy who's wife owned bar and he sometimes tended the bar. Between the two of us we knew almost every joke there ever was. We would arrive at work clock in along with the other four on our shift and make rounds. When we returned to the shack, we would take turns telling the others jokes. On a hunch I said 143, and he started laughing. He said 249, and I started laughing. The others were puzzled then one said 198. We both looked at him like he was nuts. My friend explained that since we both knew all of the jokes, we would just number them and not drag it out. The guy said, don't you have a 198? I replied yes me do, but your delivery was off, and we all started rolling on the floor.
 

Good article Uncle Bill. Now the Spring Report.
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Johnny,

Nice to see the green grass again. 2 days of rain here so the snow is melting but still about 5 to 6 weeks yet before I can swing the coil and start the new season.

Regards + HH

Bill
 

Folks,

A bit of a feel good story. A Canadian group called the Arkells have a song called Knocking at the Door.
As it turns out the Canadian Olympic team have been using it as a victory song to celebrate their wins when the group heard about it they offered to fly over the play it live for the team. Air Canada is picking up the transportation costs it's good to hear some positive news for a change.

Regards + HH

Bill

 

Just posted my Treasure on about 6 different local Facebook groups!

Watch "Scott's Treasure Tube" thread on my Personal page and we'll see how this goes.

Best,

Scott
 

Also just bought 5 pounds of assorted foreign coins on a coin website that I follow on Facebook.

From what I understand, the individual has several more pounds....
I paid $45 shipped.

Should certainly add to my "swaps" worldwide on Numista.

If I like the variety and such, I'll probably get more.

Best,

Scott
 

Thinking of driving to New Orleans for my Vacation in June.
It's only about a 7 hour drive.

I'll be hitting all the seafood restaurants and take a couple of metal detectors.

Any ideas of places to search with my metal detector or specific restaurants to be sure to go to?

Best,

Scott
 

Scott: It is all GOOD in NOLA, but it in #4 on the top ten list of places to get killed, so keep yourself safe.
Spring report: Foggy morning, but the apple tree is in bloom.
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Scott: There is the Louisiana section of TN and you might like to check out the "Unsolved 1982 New Orleans treasure hunt".
 

My wife hasn’t been feeling good. She said the Doctor said she can’t have sex. Now you know that’s a lie....... so I said “ well what did the dentist say?”............ hehe
 

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