Things not to say on a first date

[KookieJay]

I've been married for 5 years now but I can still remember my first date with my husband. I remembered him being so careful with every he says because I might get offended or something. But I told him it's okay - he should loosen up. That's when the conversation went smoothly. Now that we're married, I didn't exactly know that having date nights would still be essential. I always thought that we can do our dates with our kids and a whole family. Good thing I've read in the an article the benefits and importance of date night in married couples. It really helped us - now, we make it a habit to spend time together every now and then especially when we're not busy.

 

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[Duckshot]

"You remind me of my mother".

 

[trdking]

I think a dated your mom.
DO you have any single sisters?
If we go out on another date, do you think yo could change your hair color? I really prefer red heads. or?

 

[Mackaydon]

[FONT=&quot]You'd like my wife.
Don........[/FONT]

 

[Honest Samuel]

You have to pick me up because I have no car and no money.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

You have to pick me up because I have no car and no money.

Most guys under forty

 

[Mackaydon]

".........but your sister said 'yes'"

 

[smallfoot]

Do I want to get married? No, I'd rather find a woman I can't stand and give her half of everything I own...

 

[hvacker]

A couple of true ones:
Q. Hey babe, what's your sign?
A My sign is off!

Worst one asked: 'So tell me, are you high maintenance"?

"I hear chicks like lava lamps. "
"Hey babe, what do you burn, 110 octane?
I knew a weird guy that would stick out his hand to offer to shake hers but when she did he would wiggle his middle finger in her palm.
I said that's weird, what would the girl do. He said "Sometimes it works."

 

[villagenut]

I love your shirt, is it felt?...........