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[WHADIFIND]

Given that the poop deck is the high deck at the stern of the ship, and I'm actually on the second floor at the end of the house, then yes, I think it is. Though my wife may think I've had a bit too much rum if I start calling it that. 🏴‍☠️

It's just that when I can't sleep, that's kind of where I am most of the time.

 

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[Oregon Viking]

Ahhh, read it as a typo.
The correct English is....
"this rather largish tree fell over a quarter of an hour after I had passed by it in my motor vehicle. I consider myself extremely fortunate that I did not stop in that exact spot to relieve myself as I did contemplate doing so but thought it better manners and more appropriate to do so elsewhere".

You're welcome!
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Im gonna get slapped again.

Nope! The f'in tree fell ... I wasn't there... hopefully it hit a @##$%%^^^&^ ing tourist!! If it would have fallen towards me I would have used the pedal on the right....and the Firebird would have outrun it!!

 

[Oregon Viking]

Ahhh, read it as a typo.
The correct English is....
"this rather largish tree fell over a quarter of an hour after I had passed by it in my motor vehicle. I consider myself extremely fortunate that I did not stop in that exact spot to relieve myself as I did contemplate doing so but thought it better manners and more appropriate to do so elsewhere".

You're welcome!
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Im gonna get slapped again.

 

[pepperj]

I should of skimmed off the foam before taking the picture, but it's getting close.

I ran out day, so I added another 4 gallons to the finishing pan and another 8 gallons to the big pan.
I give it a wee check before I pack it in for the night.

Made myself a Pacific salmon pizza. Black olives, mixed vegetables, cheese, our tomatoes, figs, mushrooms, thin crust.
62 little pieces all mine.

 

[Oregon Viking]

 

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[Chilli]

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You'd love the script im writing for a proposed movie idea I have.
They'll all be clambering to get on board. Caprio, Clooney, ......
It involves Pinocchio traveling to the Amazon in search of treasure and he gets captured by cannibals. Brilliant right!?
Anywho it gets better, the cannibals village was hit by a meteor and its weird radioactivity meshed their DNA with termites. They're native Wood Cannibals!
Wait for it........ before they chow down they discover Pinocchios nose grows when he lies. The chief has a lightbulb moment, or for them having never seen one it was a glow worm moment actually, he tells the tribe to create a cage to put Pinocchio in and they devise ways to say things to him to get him to lie.
Weeks then months pass and the plan worked, Pinocchios nose is now 100 foot long and there's enough for the entire tribe to hold a grand feast. The moment arrives and the Chief breaks off a few inches to be the first to try it.
He gags and nearly chokes as the tribes witch doctor comes to analyze it.
"Old Treated Pine" the dr declares "Pinocchio is TOXIC"!
As we know treated pine gets treated to be toxic and unpalatable to Termites!
What to do with Pinocchio 🤔
They can't eat him as he's toxic, they can't send him away his nose is too long to walk with and they can't kill him because they took a vow to only ever kill what they can eat! They're environmentally friendly wood cannibals.
A plan is hatched, if his nose grows when he lies then maybe just maybe it will shrink if he tells the truth. The Chief causes him to answer something tricking him into telling the truth, It works and a week later Pinocchios nose has completely vanished. Just then someone asks him something and he tells the truth again. A finger disappears, another question, a toe. They rejoice and realise they can be rid of Toxic Pinocchio by speaking him out of existence!
Its almost done, there's just the very end of his small toe left. Then pooooof, Pinocchio is gone forever.
But is he?
Every good movie needs a sequel and Pinocchio 2 is born.
Pinocchio didn't vanish or cease, he went to another dimension, but that's another story.
Excuse me whilst I get back to work.....

 

[Oregon Viking]

You'd love the script im writing for a proposed movie idea I have.
They'll all be clambering to get on board. Caprio, Clooney, ......
It involves Pinocchio traveling to the Amazon in search of treasure and he gets captured by cannibals. Brilliant right!?
Anywho it gets better, the cannibals village was hit by a meteor and its weird radioactivity meshed their DNA with termites. They're native Wood Cannibals!
Wait for it........ before they chow down they discover Pinocchios nose grows when he lies. The chief has a lightbulb moment, or for them having never seen one it was a glow worm moment actually, he tells the tribe to create a cage to put Pinocchio in and they devise ways to say things to get him to get him to lie.
Weeks then months pass and the plan worked, Pinocchios nose is now 100 foot long and there's enough for the entire tribe to hold a grand feast. The moment arrives and the Chief breaks off a few inches to be the first to try it.
He gags and nearly chokes as the tribes witch doctor comes to analyze it.
"Old Treated Pine" the dr declares "Pinocchio is TOXIC"!
As we know treated pine gets treated to be toxic and unpalatable to Termites!
What to do with Pinocchio 🤔
They can't eat him as he's toxic, they can't send him away his nose is too long to walk with and they can't kill him because they took a vow to only ever kill what they can eat! They're environmentally friendly wood cannibals.
A plan is hatched, if his nose grows when he lies then maybe just maybe it will shrink if he tells the truth. The Chief causes him to answer something tricking him into telling the truth, It works and a week later Pinocchios nose has completely vanished. Just then someone asks him something and he tells the truth again. A finger disappears, another question, a toe. They rejoice and realise they can be rid of Toxic Pinocchio by speaking him out of existence!
Its almost done, there's just the very and of his small toe left. Then pooooof, Pinocchio is gone forever.
But is he?
Every good movie needs a sequel and Pinocchio 2 is born.
Pinocchio didn't vanish or cease, he went to another dimension, but that's another story.
Excuse me whilst I get back to work.....
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I better have some magic mushrooms and maybe a few bong hits.... then I'll re-read that! I've always imagined Pinocchio would be good in a porn movie......

 

[robertk]

Good morning all. I have no idea why I'm awake this early again.

Anyway, here's a short clip of the action going on in the Bluebird house. I'll put together a longer video once she gets done building.

 

[ARC]

Good morning T-Net Crew.

 

[ToddsPoint]

Good morning!☕️

 

[Gare]

Good morning everyone !!

 

[newnan man]

Good morning everyone. We drove across the bridge to the mainland yesterday morning & saw a sailboat riding low on the river. This was it on our return trip home that afternoon. It was a nice looking 30 footer. That is the 4th sailboat that has sank here since the first of the year.

 

[pepperj]

Morning everyone

 

[CreekSide]

Good morning
Happy Saturday

 

[CreekSide]

Where is R Chair?

 

[ARC]

Agreed... R chair has been MIA...

 

[pepperj]

Where is R Chair?

Agreed... R chair has been MIA...

Heard he's just taking a break that's all.

 

[fishstick]

Good morning gang

 

[Bamasteve]

Mornin y’all