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[GB1]

good morning

 

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[RustyRelics]

Morning GB

 

[Msbeepbeep]

Good morning crew mates.
Thanks Bart pics helps warm me up, it's a balmy 9 degrees here this morning.

aww, Thank you Bill, for the nice wishes, rum would have done.

I'm not on board for a days and we're speaking German, drinking cow pie coffee, Rusty is fighting in historic wars and hanging around questionable blonde s, the Captain is fumagating the ship by his own devices.... explains all the empty rum kegs!

 

[Msbeepbeep]

And you were complaining about my sock coffee??!!

 

[Msbeepbeep]

Morning GB , RR

 

[RustyRelics]

Morning beep.

For the record, I am not hanging around questionable blondes, they just wanna hang me.

 

[RustyRelics]

Two years ago, in Ohio.

 

[Rookster]

Morning Msbeepbeep, RR and GB.

 

[ECS]

... I am not hanging around questionable blondes, they just wanna hang me.

The blonde in question, was Ilse, She Wulf of the SS, who was hoisting Pvt Rusty aloft to hanging pole.
Opening his eyes, ignoring the bruised pain, he noticed on a nearby ammo crate, a rare J A Gilka Kaiser-Kummel Liquer bottle.
"I must have that, I must have that" repeated and echoed in his head.
He awoke from the dream with a start!

 

[RustyRelics]

The blonde in question, was Ilse, She Wulf of the SS, who was hoisting Pvt Rusty aloft to hanging pole.
Opening his eyes, ignoring the bruised pain, he noticed on a nearby ammo crate, a rare J A Gilka Kaiser-Kummel Liquer bottle.
"I must have that, I must have that" repeated and echoed in his head.
He awoke from the dream with a start!

Seriously, I must have that!!!

 

[RustyRelics]

It's bureaucratically slow today...

 

[WannaDig3687]

It's bureaucratically slow today...

Nap time.

 

[Msbeepbeep]

Good afternoon Rook, ECS, WD.
RR I knew there was blondes and hanging in there, just not sure in what order.

Family moved in...and now there's 7. 3 are five and under. Eyes on at all times! So I g I sailing off the ship at times. Like now, a bottle is needed...and not rum!...unless it's for me!

 

[WannaDig3687]

Good afternoon Rook, ECS, WD.
RR I knew there was blondes and hanging in there, just not sure in what order.

Family moved in...and now there's 7. 3 are five and under. Eyes on at all times! So I g I sailing off the ship at times. Like now, a bottle is needed...and not rum!...unless it's for me!

Oh my, Beeps. I hope you have more than one bathroom!

 

[releventchair]

Good afternoon Rook, ECS, WD.
RR I knew there was blondes and hanging in there, just not sure in what order.

Family moved in...and now there's 7. 3 are five and under. Eyes on at all times! So I g I sailing off the ship at times. Like now, a bottle is needed...and not rum!...unless it's for me!

You're never to old to run away from home!

 

[Rookster]

Oh my, Beeps. I hope you have more than one bathroom!

 

[RustyRelics]

No trains. Monday we'll try again.

 

[ARC]

***ARC looks around and sees no one... and hears crickets***

AHEM ! Hem Hem hem.

 

[WannaDig3687]

***ARC looks around and sees no one... and hears crickets***

AHEM ! Hem Hem hem.

Wha.... Who... ARGH! I'm awake! I'm awake! Geez louise!

 

[ARC]

***ARC sees that no one is guarding the treasure OR the Rum***

***ARC begins to look wildly around upwards and begins to whistle a tune***

*** A stand of hair and airborne pocket lint is sucked into ARC's throat while inhaling for next line in whistle tune***

ACK ! Hooof Cough Ack hack GASP

*** ARC looks around to make sure that no one is still here and coolly plays it off like he meant to do the coughing as if it were part of his tune***

Hmm...

***ARC walks past the treasure room and into the Rum room.***

Ah yes... surely no one will miss just one bottle of this...

***As soon as ARC lifts the bottle so conveniently perched on top of the barrel of rum an alarm sounds***

ARRRRG ! ! ! Sound the alarms QUICK ! ! SOUND THE ALARM !!! Someone was in the Rum Room ! ! !

***Arc is heard mumbling something along the lines of "scallywag beepster I know it was her... sheesh woman on a ship and rum... rum yes... but not women with rum"... "there has got to be a code of some sort which separates the two from being controlled by one another... Rum and women... arrhhhg."