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[Simon1]

Focus Sis

Good morning Sis

 

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[WannaDig3687]

 

[Simon1]

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Wake me up when you have had some coffee and "Both" eyes are open

 

[WannaDig3687]

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

 

[Simon1]

A river

 

[WannaDig3687]

yep

 

[Simon1]

[FONT=&quot]Two puppies were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year, but they were not twins. How could this be so?[/FONT]

 

[WannaDig3687]

Because they were part of a litter?

 

[Simon1]

 

[WannaDig3687]

A Japanese ship was sailing in the Pacific Ocean. The Japanese captain of the ship put his diamond chain and Rolex watch on a shelf, went to get a shower and returned ten minutes later. When he returned, both the chain and the watch were missing!! He called the crew of his ship together. There were four of them. A British guy was the cook of the ship. The captain asked him: "Where were you the last ten minutes?" And the cook answered "I was in the cold storage room to select the meat for lunch". A Sri Lankan was the house keeping guy. The captain repeated his question to him, and learnt that the Sri Lankan was at the top of the ship correcting the flag which had been put upside down. An Indian guy was the engineer maintaining the ship. Same question, and the Indian told that the he was in the generator room checking the generator. A French guy also served on the house keeping crew. Same question, and the French told that he was sleeping after the night shift.

The captain had caught his thief. Who did it?

 

[Simon1]

the Sri Lankan

 

[WannaDig3687]

And what was the tip off?

 

[Simon1]

The Japanese flag is a circle, so even upside down it still is a circle.

 

[Simon1]

What word is a plural, but when you take away an "S" at the end, it becomes singular?

 

[Rookster]

Good morning

 

[WannaDig3687]

good morning, rook.

 

[Simon1]

Morning Sadie and Sister's caretaker

 

[Rookster]

The Japanese flag is a circle, so even upside down it still is a circle.

Did you stand on your head to figure that out?

 

[WannaDig3687]

What word is a plural, but when you add an "S" to the end, it becomes singular?

I am kinda stumped. All I can think of is "who" to "who's"

 

[Simon1]

Did you stand on your head to figure that out?

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Ha ha, almost posted a picture in response. Funny Rook