THE Random Chat Thread - AKA "The RCT" - No shirt or shoes required - Open 24 / 7

Good luck with your interview, SA.

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A couple went on a vacation out West. Sam had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, and saw some on sale one day. So, he bought them and wore them back to the motel room, walking proudly as he went. He walked into their room and said to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over. "Nope."

Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks again. "Nope."

Frustrated, Sam stormed into the bathroom, undressed, and walked back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different?"

Bessie looked up and down and said, "Sam, what's different? It was hanging down yesterday, it's hanging down today and it will be hanging down tomorrow!"

Furious, Sam yells, "And do you know why its hanging down, Bessie? It's hanging down because it's looking at my new boots!"

Bessie replied, "Should'a bought a hat, Sam!"
 

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