THE Random Chat Thread - AKA "The RCT" - No shirt or shoes required - Open 24 / 7

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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.

The lizard looks up and says "Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me"

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint.

After a while, the lizard says his mouth Is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

The Inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out.

He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.

He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

The Monkey looks down and says

"FUUUUUCK DUUUDE HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!"
 

Good morning crew mates. Praying you all stay safe with this nasty cold that’s been happening and is about to happen. Looks like releventchair is sending snow our way. Not sure how much, gee thanks. 🥶

Big adventure for me and my Mr tonight. We’re keeping all three of the little grandkids overnight. 5, 7 & 9🤪

@Blak bart , Mr WD thanks you for the videos and recommendation. 👍🏻

Well, hopefully, someone finds some treasure today.

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Good morning privateers!
I have new evidence that the Earth is flat.
The bottoms of our search coils are flat. If the Earth was round they would be slightly concave on the underside. Think about it won't you?
Thank you.
 

Good morning crew mates. Praying you all stay safe with this nasty cold that’s been happening and is about to happen. Looks like releventchair is sending snow our way. Not sure how much, gee thanks. 🥶

Big adventure for me and my Mr tonight. We’re keeping all three of the little grandkids overnight. 5, 7 & 9🤪

@Blak bart , Mr WD thanks you for the videos and recommendation. 👍🏻

Well, hopefully, someone finds some treasure today.

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Morning Lady WD!!

Oh that sounds fun 😆… wish the kids “good luck” from me 😆 xx 😂😂
 

Pick_axe now I thought about your evidence for 5 minutes. Never did I think I would be thinking about this subject for 5 minutes. What made YOU think of this?
My engineering background.
 

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