Ya'll up an caterwaulin ta all hawrs an now Crash is fixinta crash out....
Disgustin jawin bout forks in toesies. Eatin beans wif spoons.
Wass wid dat!
Warn't cha's edjemucated or nothin?
Wha , it might jus do ya's some good to git Nawth and larn some genteel mannerisms. Or at least some prim prose!
[I eat my peas with honey;
I've done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the knife.]
Til then. Maybe pluck them jaw harps's an plunk dem strings an work on this stompin ditty ta treat yer host P.J. wif when you's get up ter dat Canada.