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@old texan could have told you if’s he was still aboard de ship. Where’d he fall overboard at anyway?
happy birthday wd and pepper-it s already your birthday in london-hope it s the best one ever-yes i fell overboard about 2 weeks ago-i hollered like everything but apparently nobody heard a damn thing-when i finally washed ashore my wife told me to get off my big fat flotation device and get to work-ok ok-we ve had ac guy plumber tree guys and carpenters-on july 3 and 4 about a mile down the road from us was a fire that burned 600 acres-we were upwind but it was still uncomfortable-we watched helicopters drop water on the fire for 2 days-other than that not much happening
 

Guess I should either wash the trucks more often , or wear glasses while powerwashing.

Both plates expired last year!

No wonder I get looks from officials while driving.
I'll try not to make the news.
happy birthday wd and pepper-it s already your birthday in london-hope it s the best one ever-yes i fell overboard about 2 weeks ago-i hollered like everything but apparently nobody heard a damn thing-when i finally washed ashore my wife told me to get off my big fat flotation device and get to work-ok ok-we ve had ac guy plumber tree guys and carpenters-on july 3 and 4 about a mile down the road from us was a fire that burned 600 acres-we were upwind but it was still uncomfortable-we watched helicopters drop water on the fire for 2 days-other than that not much happening
Glad all ok with you. Except maybe the service bills for the work done.
I assume you be in Texas. Love me some Texas, especially west Texas.
 

Glad all ok with you. Except maybe the service bills for the work done.
I assume you be in Texas. Love me some Texas, especially west Texas.
thanks t7-holler the next time you re through here-we like west texas too-we used to go to balmorhea state park every year but we haven t been in a while-if you ve never been it s an amazing place-and even if you have been it s still an amazing place
 

thanks t7-holler the next time you re through here-we like west texas too-we used to go to balmorhea state park every year but we haven t been in a while-if you ve never been it s an amazing place-and even if you have been it s still an amazing place
Never been but I will look it up. I like the wide open spaces of West Texas. Usually drive Interstate 40 but have dropped down on 10 a couple of times.
 

happy birthday wd and pepper-it s already your birthday in london-hope it s the best one ever-yes i fell overboard about 2 weeks ago-i hollered like everything but apparently nobody heard a damn thing-when i finally washed ashore my wife told me to get off my big fat flotation device and get to work-ok ok-we ve had ac guy plumber tree guys and carpenters-on july 3 and 4 about a mile down the road from us was a fire that burned 600 acres-we were upwind but it was still uncomfortable-we watched helicopters drop water on the fire for 2 days-other than that not much happening
My birthday is mid April.
Thanks for the wishes though.
It was T-7 that started this 🌶 🎂 🥳.
Then he gets promoted.
Like really, fake birthday reports gets a promotion.
I really think it's the party, rum.
That's my thoughts on that.
 

My birthday is mid April.
Thanks for the wishes though.
It was T-7 that started this 🌶 🎂 🥳.
Then he gets promoted.
Like really, fake birthday reports gets a promotion.
I really think it's the party, rum.
That's my thoughts on that.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD TEXAN AND BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEPPER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYBODY, ESPECIALLY YOU LADY WD.

Wow! That may get me to Cabin Boy First Class!!
 

Not to fret Crash. I demoted meself to the bilge.
I couldn't take the pressure of the competitive nature of T-7.
Obviously the pressure got to you. You quoted me and called me crash. Which is a real step up for me. He is after all Poop Deck Officer.
 

While meeting other bilge rats, I met an interesting feller.
Has no nose, seriously-none.
Sword fight going on between the Capt. and some bloke.
This pirate stepped in between the two.
The Sword took it off like a limp hair to sharp razor.
Oh the good hearted Cap'n made him his own personal boot boy.
Says he has no smell.
Good thing I say, as those 👢 👢 are ready to walk on their own.
Tad rich I've heard.
 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLD TEXAN AND BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEPPER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYBODY, ESPECIALLY YOU LADY WD.

Wow! That may get me to Cabin Boy First Class!!
Classic example of brown nosing
(PJ pi$$ed that he didn't think of it first)
 

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