THE Random Chat Thread - AKA "The RCT" - No shirt or shoes required - Open 24 / 7

[traveller777]

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Great dancer.

 

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[traveller777]

I,ll go along with that,but I,m not getting in the water.I,ll take my share of the treasure Bart dredges up on the boat.

Ok but Bart may want you to ride in the boat so he can hand the treasure up to you.

 

[crashbandicoot]

Ok but Bart may want you to ride in the boat so he can hand the treasure up to you.

I,ll ride in the boat and take all the treasure Bart brings up.While Bart is in the water I can count and divvy up the treasure.

 

[traveller777]

I,ll ride in the boat and take all the treasure Bart brings up.While Bart is in the water I can count and divvy up the treasure.

That would be nice if you could do that. And put the treasure in three equal piles. Yours, mine, and Barts. I will take it from him and hand to you.

 

[crashbandicoot]

That would be nice if you could do that. And put the treasure in three equal piles. Yours, mine, and Barts. I will take it from him and hand to you.

If it,s all the same to you I,ll do the handoff and counting and divvying up.You can bag yours and Bart,s share,I,ll bag mine. All in the interest of,well something or other.

 

[traveller777]

That would be nice if you could do that. And put the treasure in three equal piles. Yours, mine, and Barts. I will take it from him and hand to you.

On second thought. We should divide treasure up by body weight. I think you said you weigh 240, Bart weighs 110, and I weigh 575 pounds. So divide treasure accordingly.

 

[crashbandicoot]

On second thought. We should divide treasure up by body weight. I think you said you weigh 240, Bart weighs 110, and I weigh 575 pounds. So divide treasure accordingly.

Wait! What?

 

[traveller777]

Wait! What?

Ok, ok. We can divide up by height. You are 6'3", Bart is 4'7", and I am 6" 3".

 

[crashbandicoot]

Ok, ok. We can divide up by height. You are 6'3", Bart is 4'7", and I am 6" 3".

Sorry,I was gone to the freezer for ice cream. Pardon me a minute while I find my platform shoes.

 

[traveller777]

Sorry,I was gone to the freezer for ice cream. Pardon me a minute while find my platform shoes.

Is that another name for high heels?

 

[crashbandicoot]

Is that another name for high heels?

Lower! Boosts the altitude without lowering the testosterone.

 

[traveller777]

Lower! Boosts the altitude without lowering the testosterone.

Two shay.

 

[releventchair]

You two would get crazier than you are now hanging around P.J..
Besides , bacon is a past time up there. Might clog your arteries up.

 

[crashbandicoot]

Two shay.

I only have one shay since I only have one horse.Two shay would be ostentatious!

 

[traveller777]

You two would get crazier than you are now hanging around P.J..
Besides , bacon is a past time up there. Might clog your arteries up.

Brother, crash is from Arkansas and I am Tennessee. We cut our teeth on a slab of bacon.

 

[pepperj]

Sounds great! We can be with pepper night and day. Day after day after day. Week after week. Month after month. What a treat for him.

Your on!
We'll have a 3 way split on the to-do-list.

 

[traveller777]

Your on!
We'll have a 3 way split on the to-do-list.

What do you say, crash? I think the Keys might be the best choice.

 

[crashbandicoot]

You two would get crazier than you are now hanging around P.J..
Besides , bacon is a past time up there. Might clog your arteries up.

PJ? We don,t need no stinkin PJ,we,re crazy enough as it is! Bacon is one of life,s essentials.Dinosaurs didn,t have bacon and look how that turned out! Good vid! I like that guy!

 

[releventchair]

Brother, crash is from Arkansas and I am Tennessee. We cut our teeth on a slab of bacon.

But , Crash said you was weened on a sour pickle!

 

[crashbandicoot]

Your on!
We'll have a 3 way split on the to-do-list.

To-do list? Nobody said anything about any to-do list. I,m spliting alright,right outta here!