THE Random Chat Thread - AKA "The RCT" - No shirt or shoes required - Open 24 / 7

[crashbandicoot]

Here is our audition video. I am the shorter guy with the shorter hair. I have put on a lot of weight since then.

I,ll file that under images to erase from my mind!!!!!

 

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[Blak bart]

Dang ARC....your lucky the colonel was there or you would have been crab bait !! Nothing like saltwater, rusty hooks, and rotten bait !! Wooo hooo !!

 

[releventchair]

Yeah... and i have had three 2 inch hooks through one finger already ... that was fun...

Crab trap tied off on seawall property fence kept me in knee deep seawater dripping blood like a fountain screaming my head off to be rescued because there was not enough line to make it up the dock steps.

Then there were the dull wire cutters... arrrrg.

Believe me this memory went all back through my head the second that lure gut jammed up in that wire wheel.

Then the thought... "wtf... am i a moron" was the next thought.

Friggin rusty hooks beyond belief as well... hence the thought of "polishing em up with the wire wheel "...

Chummin with blood. Oh boy....

 

[crashbandicoot]

Chummin with blood. Oh boy....

Freshwater,Trotline for catfish,5/0 razor sharp hooks, 27 pound Flat head Catfish rips line through clenched fist until next hook sinks all the way to the bend in the meaty part of my hand below little finger. Chummin with blood works in freshwater too!!!!

 

[ARC]

 

[ARC]

If you thought that one was funny......

 

[ARC]

 

[pepperj]

 

[crashbandicoot]

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AWWWWWWW!Wait,what?

 

[crashbandicoot]

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Yes Max,your supper will be right out!

 

[pepperj]

My left index finger storytelling.
Picking up scrap car for an auto wrecker.
Toyota Station wagon no rear axel, and sitting on steel jack stands.
We had to get it off the stands so the guy puts the floor jack under the body of the car, Jack's to the max height. I got my stand out and the other guy wasn't able to flip his out.
My side was higher so I said I would grab it. I reached over and started to slide it over. The guy grabbed the jack pumped it and the body of the car gave way.
I had the stand part way out, and right under the shell bumper.
Chicken crunch sound, I looked at the guy and said you just cut my arfing finger off.
They got the car off my hand, and I got this little long haired John Lennon dude to drive my across the city to the hospital.
25 miles an hour this guy was going, I asked can you like step it up buddy?
He replied "I don't speed for anyone "
I said look it here fark head, either you step on it, or I'll take this hook of a hand and smash your face!
Well he went 35 mph then, and I was doing head and tails flips trying to make up my mind if I should just take the guys Datsun pickup.
We arrived finally at emergency, only to find out its spring break and there's only one surgeon.
So 11 hrs of being shot up with morphine I could care less.
They saved the finger, but the middle joint doesn't bend.

 

[pepperj]

This the full meal deal.

 

[pepperj]

Riding shotgun

 

[ARC]

This the full meal deal.
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That looks like a "glove within a glove"... and its not an OJ glove... your hand isnt that big.

FOR... MAx would say "if the glove doesnt fit... you must get bit"

 

[crashbandicoot]

Riding shotgun

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I like that one better!AWWWWWWWW!

 

[crashbandicoot]

My left index finger storytelling.
Picking up scrap car for an auto wrecker.
Toyota Station wagon no rear axel, and sitting on steel jack stands.
We had to get it off the stands so the guy puts the floor jack under the body of the car, Jack's to the max height. I got my stand out and the other guy wasn't able to flip his out.
My side was higher so I said I would grab it. I reached over and started to slide it over. The guy grabbed the jack pumped it and the body of the car gave way.
I had the stand part way out, and right under the shell bumper.
Chicken crunch sound, I looked at the guy and said you just cut my arfing finger off.
They got the car off my hand, and I got this little long haired John Lennon dude to drive my across the city to the hospital.
25 miles an hour this guy was going, I asked can you like step it up buddy?
He replied "I don't speed for anyone "
I said look it here fark head, either you step on it, or I'll take this hook of a hand and smash your face!
Well he went 35 mph then, and I was doing head and tails flips trying to make up my mind if I should just take the guys Datsun pickup.
We arrived finally at emergency, only to find out its spring break and there's only one surgeon.
So 11 hrs of being shot up with morphine I could care less.
They saved the finger, but the middle joint doesn't bend.

Lowe,s delivery driver with a pallet jack dropped a pallet of floor tile on my left courting finger.Smashed it dam good but only got the first joint,didn,t break the bone somehow. Cleaned it up and kept it wrapped and clean,healed OK but only got feeling in part of it,the rest hurts like heck when it,s cold.

 

[Blak bart]

IK 1733 Fleet Wreck

 

[pepperj]

That looks like a "glove within a glove"... and its not an OJ glove... your hand isnt that big.

FOR... MAx would say "if the glove doesnt fit... you must get bit"

Insulated leather, better cushioning for his chomping. 👍

 

[WHADIFIND]

https://www.treasurenet.com/threads/a-funny-thought-on-todays-walk.668281/

 

[pepperj]

Lowe,s delivery driver with a pallet jack dropped a pallet of floor tile on my left courting finger.Smashed it dam good but only got the first joint,didn,t break the bone somehow. Cleaned it up and kept it wrapped and clean,healed OK but only got feeling in part of it,the rest hurts like heck when it,s cold.

Same finger, loading 4"×6"×1/4"u channel pallet racking. Friend's truck had a Hiab crane for lifting Grant so it came in handy for this raking.
Last piece and we trying to get the strap out, the rack slipped and caught the tip from length of the nail bed. Squashed it bad, another emergency run.
Lucky where I was renting a garage the owner was a Dr in his home country. He drove as a courier here so it was a quicker trip. Same finger I got the sliver today, can still feel the heart beat in finger.