bill from lachine
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Good morning ARC, Dave, Jim, Rook & WD.
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WD,
Tasty thanks for asking not sure what's on the menu for tonight yet. We'll figure something out though.
My favourite place in the world to be... is in the middle of a cut bean field with dark clouds, wind and flocks of Canada Geese flying overhead.
Mornin all!
News flash.
Authorities near Toronto have uncovered an alleged plot by the Bermuda gang to hang empty beer cans on citizens snowmen.
A vast quantity of empty cans have been recovered.
A prosecutor asked if charges would be filed said the case is still underway , but that so far no other evidence of the alleged plotting has been proven.
"If you see these men in your yard " (the prosecutor is quoted as saying) " do not approach them. Call the authorities immediately.
We believe the lack of snow thwarted their timing. Forensics in collaboration with the Transit Commission are testing samples of cans found near a bus terminal.
Some duct tape has also been recovered".
A transit commission representative who declined being named stated , "we can't have a beer can taped to a bus. It would decrease fuel efficiency drastically..
Also ,any adds depicting beer must be flush with the surface of the bus".
Asked if the gang had even paid for advertising the rep stated , "No , but there has been a contention with them over long term transit subscriptions and costs, (these folks seldom drive ,and we support that, due to their often near , inebriated state) and they have insisted the long term expenses they have incurred in using our transportation entitles them to painting a pair of Bermuda shorts on the bus used for pub crawls. Or ,previously used for pub crawls. With pubs restricted in use today ,the gangs near sobriety is suspect in their becoming embolden and acting out.
To repeat what the prosecutor said , if you see these men in your yard , do not approach them. Ring up a constable".
And now to the weather.
Snow is predicted between now and January!
Everyone should prepare now.
Hats , mittens , coal, carrots, scarves , brooms , and sticks for snowfolks arms are expected to be in short supply before the snow is five foot deep.