Some in addition!
Chuck Norris need a stuntman only once.... in a crying scene.
If Chuck Norris were on board of the Titanic, the Iceberg would have sunk.
Chuck Norris kills 100 white people just to make clear he´s not a racist.
Chuck Norris can run so fast around the globe that he can kick his own back..... but he would recognize this attack before it happen!
Chuck Norris doesn´t get cancer from cigarettes, the cigarettes get´s Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris stitches his own Tattoo´s, just with a rusty nail and a living Octopus!
God created the light, only not be alone with Chuck Norris in the dark!
Chuck Norris sells his beard hair as wire brush.
Chuck Norris always get´s all parts when he buys furniture at IKEA!
Chuck Norris NEVER get any Spam Emails!
Chuck Norris ejaculates finished babies..... WITH BEARD!
Right after Chuck Norris birth, he drove his mom home.
Not money rules the world, Chuck Norris does!
If you get a side kick from Chuck Norris, you will be a cripple in your next life!
Why no one was able to pull out Excalibur out of the stone? Because Chuck Norris pushed it in!
Chuck Norris was offended once in Latin.... since that Latin is called a dead language!
Chuck Norris can make group photos.... ALONE !
After Chuck Norris once met the indian Chief Standing Bull, he turns his name into Sitting Bull !!
Chuck Norris once saw children build sand castles at the beach, than Chuck build water castles.
What is the last going to the mind of a Chuck Norris victim? His foot !
Chuck Norris can make colored copies on a B/W copier!!
Ghosts sit on a camp fire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris can explain woman the football rules!
Planets circle around the sun? WRONG! The entire universe circles around Chuck Norris!
When Chuck Norris was a child he once throw stones against the sky. Since than the moon has craters!
Chuck Norris has no eyelashes - he has eye BEARDS!
Chuck Norris can google at yahoo!
How many push up´s can do Chuck Norris? ALL + one!
Dinosaurs wasn´t wiped out by a meteor - they was wiped out by chuck Norris!
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