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Good morning Mr. Tom, coffee ? smiley with coffee.webp
 

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Buddy, may you will regret that question in some years! :laughing7:

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Here is a real martial artist. :notworthy:


 

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Hi Buddy and good morning
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Tom, I am surprised that you did not use Al Bundy's comeback for this. :icon_scratch:
By the way, I think it was last night when they aired the episode with the aliens coming for his socks.
 

I've had 3 cups of coffee earlier and now on my 4 th injection of Mountain Dew :laughing7:

Mountain Dew.webp
 

Keep shooting coffee that way and you may get your chance to play pool with him Mutley dog laugh.webp
 

******** Sunday 7/22/18 at 8 PM*********
Steve Tyler...One hour long interview on Fox news:headbang::headbang::headbang:
 

Never disturb Jean Claude when he has it´s lunch :laughing7:

 

Did you ever heard about the Nordic Bock-Saga ?

15 parts but worth watching and VERY interesting! Specially the root-language parts.

 

yes, that Steven Tyler.
 

Chuck Norris. He was a good friend of Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris won't ever experience a heart attack - the heart is not that foolish to attack him.

Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you, Europe

Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.

Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.

When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
How many push ups Chuck Norris does? -All of them!

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he eats bees.
Chuck Norris does not open the door, just handle bend down before him.

Chuck Norris does not open the door, just handle bend down before him.
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he actually pushes the Earth from him.

They say that the tears of Chuck Norris cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
The only time when Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.

God wanted to create the Earth in 10 days, but Chuck Norris gave him only 7.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris is dead for 10 years know, but death is afraid to tell him his.

Jesus knows how to walk over the water, while Chuck Norris knows how to swim underground.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why Curiosity finds no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

Chuck Norris never use a watch - he decides what time it is now.

Chuck Norris speaks in capital letters.

Chuck Norris was almost elected to parlament, even he hasn't participated in the election
 

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Tyler.. Steve...
I think I have heard of that guy!

 

Chuck Norris. He was a good friend of Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris won't ever experience a heart attack - the heart is not that foolish to attack him.

Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you, Europe

Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.

Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.

When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
How many push ups Chuck Norris does? -All of them!

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he eats bees.
Chuck Norris does not open the door, just handle bend down before him.

Chuck Norris does not open the door, just handle bend down before him.
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he actually pushes the Earth from him.

They say that the tears of Chuck Norris cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
The only time when Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.

God wanted to create the Earth in 10 days, but Chuck Norris gave him only 7.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris is dead for 10 years know, but death is afraid to tell him his.

Jesus knows how to walk over the water, while Chuck Norris knows how to swim underground.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why Curiosity finds no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.

Chuck Norris never use a watch - he decides what time it is now.

Chuck Norris speaks in capital letters.

Chuck Norris was almost elected to parlament, even he hasn't participated in the election

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This scene is the evidence, that ALL what is written above is nothing else as the TRUTH !!

 

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