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Sitting here in the dark in front of the computer, cigarette falls down. I stand up to look for it and step directly on it. :BangHead: ouch

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You grit your teeth and smile while the flesh melts off. Then you walk around with no limp and pretend it dosent hurt. Everyone believes your supernatural then.
 

Dang

Sitting here in the dark in front of the computer, cigarette falls down. I stand up to look for it and step directly on it. :BangHead: ouch

could someone explain how THIS works?: View attachment 1747900

It'll feel better when it stops hurting Tom.:occasion14::laughing7: sorry that happened
 

These twins aren't photo shopped 78b8af31fbe2751b806885f09006069b.webp:laughing7:
 

Nice ride.

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I don´t know.
If that thing on top is the sleeping cabine and if I look how high this car is pimped, I think it must shaking like hell if you have some "fun" in it and everyone outside sees what you are doing. :BangHead:

I prefer this. A shaking free vehicle :laughing7: except you let two elephants and two rhinos in at the same time to have a :censored: :censored: ! :laughing7:

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You grit your teeth and smile while the flesh melts off. Then you walk around with no limp and pretend it dosent hurt. Everyone believes your supernatural then.

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LOL

Do you talk about super natural or bionic ???

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It'll feel better when it stops hurting Tom.:occasion14::laughing7: sorry that happened

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Don´t hurt anymore! Good is that a cigarette goes out quickly if you step on it :laughing7:

Much more painful is when you wanna smoke the last half inch of an stick and you burn the inside of your nose with the lighter... and than because the first shock you simply breath the stick and your mouth get burned too! Seems to get burned just one time and to get rid of the smell from burned nose hair is n´t enough...:BangHead:

Did that (several times and never learned), it´s not nice to watch and no one needs it! :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:


oh, that remembers me on a funny story I heard years ago. Don´t know if it is real truth but it´s funny!

Ok, a man and his wife renovating their home. While the man is laying carpet, the wife puts used paint thinner in the toilette. Meanwhile the man cuts very deeply his hand with the carpet knife. They called the ambulance. While the man was waiting for the ambulance he goes quickly on toilette and start smoking a cigarette because the shock he had. When he finished it, he throws it between his legs into the toilette..... WOOOOOOOSH! Now he has also burned his butt and balls :laughing7: The ambulance arrived and put the man on a stretcher and go with him downstairs. The man told the ambulance man how all this happened and one of them started so hard laughing that he loose the grip on the stretcher and the man falls on the stairs and broke his arm. :laughing7: :headbang:

Guess this was enough for one day! This guy would deserve minimum 3 purple hearts for all this injuries and a medal of honor because it happens just in 30 minutes :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:
 

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"B U T T G U Y".... what the heck does that mean?
...got way better nick names in the past. :laughing7:

I dunno, best I could come up with at the time. :laughing7:

I'll do it myself. I don't mind. Really, I don't!:laughing7:
 

The guy who takes the hay from our fields just dropped a bale onto the road a few moments ago. He came hollerin' on his tractor something I couldn't understand, and took the bale, and off he went.
 

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That´s right Rook but this german Bavarian "Dirndl" dresses push them up 90° so you can say FAAAAAKE to what you see!

When the dirndl dress is off, you mostly just got to potato's in socks! :laughing7:

Looks to me if she dribbles a drop on that top, twins run amuck :laughing7:
 

Off to the showers...I might come back to chat...it's Friday night after all. But I did get up at four today, so I might hit it early, so if I dissapear, goodnight. If not, hold some Dr. Pepper for me! (too young to drink rum)
 

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