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[Hillbilly Prince]

Double yay!!!

 

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[sjvalleyhunter]

Triple yay with a backflip!

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[13dolphins1]

There is no peace in a castle when you allow a Mermaid in with the Fairies
The day after Halloween, Fairy found a red ribbon lost in the road by one of the revelers. She brought it home, washed and pressed it and placed it in her hair. All well and good. Fairy was happily flitting about the kitchen making beef stew and apple tarts.
Well! Heaven forfend the peace should last. Mermaid wandered into the kitchen, noted the ribbon, and smirked openly.
"Aren't you a right slammerkin," she said, and the battle was joined. Fairy responded with a fireball, which was more spark and smoke than fire as she did not wish to kill her, but just fry her a little. Mermaid immediately called forth a sea serpent! No matter how large your kitchen is, there is no room for such a beast. Fairy snatched up her bow and poison arrows and let fly.
Mermaid grabbed her trident from near the fireplace and tried to impale Fairy while she was puncturing the sea serpent.
Amid the chaos I ordered the maid and gardener to throw a fishing net over the Mermaid, and the other fairies to subdue their friend.
At last order was restored- Mermaid is in her tub with the dry heaves because she was grazed with a poison zarrow, Fairy is fuming in the East Tower and cursing in Fairy. The sea serpent is the barn vomiting up seals, sharks and assorted fish. I was trying to decide between calling the vet or the doctor but the fairies assured me he only needs a little rest and their antidote elixir. He is not a bad fellow.
I stuck the end of the ribbon under the door in the tower, and it was snatched so quick my hand was burnt a little. Followed by more foul words.
I gave the maid a gold piece to procure a few pretty ribbons from the tailor. Perhaps I can have a quiet evening at least.
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Well played. Mermaids stink
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Well played. Mermaids stink
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I did learn what a slammerkin is, at least. If you think Mermaids stink, you should smell sea serpent vomit.
I insist the Mermaid bathes in lemon juice and lem scented Dawn. Although lemon smell on a fishy girl makes me hungry as I like lemon juice on catfish.
Fairy is mollified with her ribbons. She apoligized to the sea serpent.
I had a great idea. I am going to rig up a duct system to a cow behind, run it into a tank, and have gas heat for the cost of hay.

 

[13dolphins1]

I did learn what a slammerkin is, at least. If you think Mermaids stink, you should smell sea serpent vomit.
I insist the Mermaid bathes in lemon juice and lem scented Dawn. Although lemon smell on a fishy girl makes me hungry as I like lemon juice on catfish.
Fairy is mollified with her ribbons. She apoligized to the sea serpent.
I had a great idea. I am going to rig up a duct system to a cow behind, run it into a tank, and have gas heat for the cost of hay.

A lemon juice bath is so relaxing....forget the mermaid, you should try one for yourself. The fairies will love you for it.
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[against the wind]

GOOD MORNING TNET!!

 

[against the wind]

California Pink is sort of like a really light red,, with a swish.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

California Pink is sort of like a really light red,, with a swish.

Craft beers and swishy wines. Home-made cookies.
I fear Valley is having a deleterious effect here with his new-fangled notions. Next thing will be Sam taking classes in preparing French cuisine, and sewing curtains for the Pidgeon loft.
I would feel better about Valley if I knew he had a gun or two. Which reminds me. Why do the Fairies and Aliens avoid Valley?

 

[13dolphins1]

Craft beers and swishy wines. Home-made cookies.
I fear Valley is having a deleterious effect here with his new-fangled notions. Next thing will be Sam taking classes in preparing French cuisine, and sewing curtains for the Pidgeon loft.
I would feel better about Valley if I knew he had a gun or two. Which reminds me. Why do the Fairies and Aliens avoid Valley?

Once Valley got involved with Ticman, the rest will always leave him alone. Ticman is bad news.
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[against the wind]

Lyme and Rocky Mountain fever are some serious side dishes when you mess with the Ticman

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

I would feel better about Valley if I knew he had a gun or two.

Rest assured.

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[Hillbilly Prince]

Lyme and Rocky Mountain fever are some serious side dishes when you mess with the Ticman

Think you and Dolphin might be on to something. And I forgot about Valley messing with those ugly Cali crabs.
Fairies and Aliens are kind of fastidious creatures. And every Alien child has to watch new and old versions of War Of The Worlds. One Alien told me he still has nightmares from those films.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Rest assured.

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Say no more. I feel much better.
Guess Sam is a lost cause. He regularly writes letters to his home town newspaper calling for the abolition of Lady Fingers and sparklers. The editors of the Connecticut Busybody are quite familiar with Sam.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

Sunday night last.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Too soon!

 

[13dolphins1]

Lyme and Rocky Mountain fever are some serious side dishes when you mess with the Ticman

"Dont knock em until you've tried em" is what Ticman would respond to that.
Now....it is I....who is in
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[against the wind]

Nice try Dolphin,,
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[13dolphins1]

I will try again to be
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[Hillbilly Prince]

Sam is probably having the vapors. Ravens giving Pats fits. But...next time I expect Belichick will have these guys figured outif there is a next time.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

And I be last.