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13dolphins1 said:
I survived Halloween in my emergency bunker. I decided to practice a code red run and stayed underground. (CHUD Characteristic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) Have all moved back to the inner cities for winter so it was a quiet stay.
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Isn't this code for I used alloween as an excuse to load up on candy and then I left the porch light off while I ate it all?
 

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Honest Samuel said:
Not for me to move to Ca. It seem that the whole state is on fire. Last.
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Cali is not on fire. This is fake right wing alarmists blaming innocent forest fires for the global warming caused by right wingers and their gas sucking SUVs.
Everything you see on teevee is CGI and photoshopped images and actors!
 

Hillbilly Prince said:
Cali is not on fire. This is fake right wing alarmists blaming innocent forest fires for the global warming caused by right wingers and their gas sucking SUVs.
Everything you see on teevee is CGI and photoshopped images and actors!
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GOSH DARN IT! Wind sent you some of his famous cookies! I knew it....[emoji23]
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If the Patriots trounce the Ravens, they are going to the Super Bowl, imo. The Ravens and coach do not fear the Pats historically from what I hear.
 

I hope Valley is not implicated in that ring of Hooligans who were using bootleg generators powered by cow flatulence to avoid electric bills.
 

There is no peace in a castle when you allow a Mermaid in with the Fairies >:(
The day after Halloween, Fairy found a red ribbon lost in the road by one of the revelers. She brought it home, washed and pressed it and placed it in her hair. All well and good. Fairy was happily flitting about the kitchen making beef stew and apple tarts.
Well! Heaven forfend the peace should last. Mermaid wandered into the kitchen, noted the ribbon, and smirked openly.
"Aren't you a right slammerkin," she said, and the battle was joined. Fairy responded with a fireball, which was more spark and smoke than fire as she did not wish to kill her, but just fry her a little. Mermaid immediately called forth a sea serpent! No matter how large your kitchen is, there is no room for such a beast. Fairy snatched up her bow and poison arrows and let fly.
Mermaid grabbed her trident from near the fireplace and tried to impale Fairy while she was puncturing the sea serpent.
Amid the chaos I ordered the maid and gardener to throw a fishing net over the Mermaid, and the other fairies to subdue their friend.
At last order was restored- Mermaid is in her tub with the dry heaves because she was grazed with a poison zarrow, Fairy is fuming in the East Tower and cursing in Fairy. The sea serpent is the barn vomiting up seals, sharks and assorted fish. I was trying to decide between calling the vet or the doctor but the fairies assured me he only needs a little rest and their antidote elixir. He is not a bad fellow.
I stuck the end of the ribbon under the door in the tower, and it was snatched so quick my hand was burnt a little. Followed by more foul words.
I gave the maid a gold piece to procure a few pretty ribbons from the tailor. Perhaps I can have a quiet evening at least.
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