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Good day to get on the roof and flap.
 

Had a bad wind storm last night and now our pool is full of debri
 

Valley, you have find something else to than be last. Did you get any quakes?
 

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I haven’t felt a good quake in a few years. They are always fun to ride out. It’s like surfing a wave while on land.

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I actually felt a teeny tiny quakelet here in Missouri years ago. Some people think we might get a really bad one someday.
Have also seen the Northern lights once from here.
 

Feeling a teeny tiny one will get you arrested in most states.

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Feeling a teeny tiny one will get you arrested in most states.

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You forget I am in Missouri :) But my Quakelet was legal.
As far as what Dolphin said, let's be honest. Nobody likes Quakers. They wear those weird hats and control the world's supply of oatmeal. They are the reason oatmeal raisen cookies are so high. When will the president take on the oatmeal cartel like he promised?
#MOCAA (make oatmeal cookies affordable again!)
 

You forget I am in Missouri :) But my Quakelet was legal.
As far as what Dolphin said, let's be honest. Nobody likes Quakers. They wear those weird hats and control the world's supply of oatmeal. They are the reason oatmeal raisen cookies are so high. When will the president take on the oatmeal cartel like he promised?
#MOCAA (make oatmeal cookies affordable again!)
I second this! How about some oatmeal chocolate chip as well. Raisons are overrated. I would also like to see more Oatmeal pancakes, bread, eggs, oatmeal bacon would be a rally cry. Can a dude get a oatmeal cigarette once in awhile! Dont get me going on Oatmeal....its a trigger! How about some funding for advancements in Oatmeal Technologies! Now that would be a tax worthy cause. Rrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Oh heck yes! Bacon wrapped in oatmeal. That is a great idea!
 

Oh heck yes! Bacon wrapped in oatmeal. That is a great idea!
Yeah...oatmeal shrimp, oatmeal mushrooms, oatmeal stuffed hotdogs (yep I will get me some), oatmeal caviar,oatmeal pudding, oatmeal pumpkin pie, oatmeal gizzards....and for the old timers....oatmeal pickled pigs feet!
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I don't know about pickled pigs feet. Some things are too perfect.
Oatmeal beer, oatmeal liver paté, oatmeal pulled pork.
I wish I could afford a box of oatmeal. I would go crazy.
 

I don't know about pickled pigs feet. Some things are too perfect.
Oatmeal beer, oatmeal liver paté, oatmeal pulled pork.
I wish I could afford a box of oatmeal. I would go crazy.
Look what I found! Looking through the cupboards.....Some oatmeal hotdogs are coming my way!
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Here is the face of pure evil.
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Those must be black market oats you have. I would watch my back after virtually spitting in the face of the Quakers.
 

Here is the face of pure evil.
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Those must be black market oats you have. I would watch my back after virtually spitting in the face of the Quakers.
Yeah....I think mine are the caviar of oats...very good. We help raise honey bees and you throw some fresh honey into a bowl of them there oates and look out! You might start swinging two detectors at once....
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