Don Jose,
No, I never went back to that place. I moved !
Nother' story,
Not long after High school, moved out to a new town. My newest friend says, come on out to the party Sat nite
and I'll introduce you to some people. Great idea! what's the address? Sat nite finally arrives, find the house,
park about a block away, just because. Go inside, find friend, meet people , lot's of people, lot's of women, hey _______
do you play poker? Sure !! Sit down across table from the (BMSOBITV) you know, the biggest,meanest,sob in the valley.
kinda like EF Hutton, when he talks people listen. You can imagine what happens next, he draws a straight, I draw a higher
straight, he draws a flush, I draw a straight flush. pot after pot lands in front of me, mostly his money, he is drinking a little more
each hand, I have new female friends in my lap, over my shoulder, muchly enjoying my new good fortune. All the sudden, BMSOBITV pushes
back from the table and says I don't think I like you and I am gonna whup your **S. Mysteriously, all my new found friends have vanished,
everyone else lines the wall, waiting on the new guy. BMSOBITV is 6'6" 280lbs and slightly inebriated, me, a slim 5'10" 165lbs. I stand
up, look around and said Hold that thought, and walk to the truck. Being 20ish,small town kinda guy I grab my trusty pistol a Colt Mark IV series
70 45 ACP from under the seat and walk back into the house. Walk back into the room, show pistol to BMSOBITV, chamber a round, catch the ejected one and put in pocket and say, If you're gonna whup me you better make sure I can't crawl back to table and pick up my gun, cause I ain't been whupped yet and If I can I'll shoot you when you're done! BMSOBITV cocks head a little, looks slightly confused, me (legs shaking about to puke, never having pulled a gun before)
listening to deafening silence. wait. If you can picture about 75 people holding their breath. He says, I like you _______, let me get you a beer. The room breathes, he gets me a beer, I toast him,he toasts me, I chug the beer and say, hey is there a bathroom in this place ?Sure down the hall. I ease down the hall, remembering the sound I heard during the quiet time, some concerned female dialing the phone and whispering
( Hello Police !!!) I go right out the window, pistol in pants and walk/run to my truck parked luckily a block away and leave just ahead of the blue lights. Nobody could describe the new guy or what he was driving since he was new in town.
I never had another problem in that town. Did end up with several dates, though !!
-Weekender
Passa me a hot roll with honey please.
