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Here's a good one...



Sent from a spun out toilet paper tube (one ply)!
 

I had posters of Farrah Fawcett, Cheryl Tiegs and Linda Carter......I had that 1976 poster of Kiss and an American Flag tacked on the ceiling over my bed.....I also built model ships. I recreated Pearl Harbor and built PT 109 President Kennedy's boat!
 

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Of all those ladies...... My wife resembles Cheryl Tiegs........I got lucky. Actually we've been told she looks like LeAnn Rimes....the singer.
 

Folks,

For supper tonight a slice of pork loin braised with apple cider, apple slices and garlic cloves....sides of boiled skin on potatoes and sauteed kale with garlic.

Not bad for a poor retired couple we eat pretty good.

Regards + HH

Bill
 

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I had grilled pork tenderloin myself! It was very good!
 

Awwwe very nice Bill. Very nice indeed sir. Momma's doing 48 hours straight so I cooked what I know the kids will eat.....Poppas lasagna.
 

You guys didn't respond to my David Blaine post. Did you like that card trick? It's one of my favorites. I'm getting better
 

2GF,

Neat trick....not sure how he made that switch though...lol.

Regards + HH

Bill





Today I went to the store and as I was checking out I heard "Magic man do you have any tricks today?" I said "Sure" So the young lady bagged our groceries and walked out with us........little did she know I've been working on this one for about 2 months. This is one of my favorites. The card gods were in my favor today, the planets were aligned.......I pulled it off perfectly. She stood there speechless.......slapped me in the shoulder, stuck her tongue out at me and walked away. She turns around and smiles real big and says "I HATE YOU" hahahahahahahaha I love this card trick. Already working on my next one.............Magic Man must be my new Call Sign.....hehe
 

I'll never tell. I've been working on this one for awhile. Haha. He is one of the best "street magicians" Uncle Bill, I'm still smacking my lips..... Could you FEDEX last nights dinner down here? I'll pay for shipping...... Haha. Thanks buddy! I like Criss Angel too, But I think David Blaine is the man......
 

2GF,

Since you're into the magic thing....here's a video for you Spidey Magic who happens to be the son of a friend of my wife's.

 

Ok buddy. Above my pay grade. Very very well done!!! I like this one. His presentation was superb. I actually do know some parts of this trick, but I couldn't pull it off like he did. Very well done!!!! Thanks friend. I like it!!!!
 

Folks,

On tonight's menu eggplant balls with home made pasta sauce on green pasta with a garden salad on the side.

Here's the recipe if you wish to give it a try.

 

After basketball practice the boys and I will be right over.....is drive through available? I'll bring beer. I don't partake in alcoholic beverages because of my hernia, but what do you like ? We'll buy a case. Hahaha
 

After basketball practice the boys and I will be right over.....is drive through available? I'll bring beer. I don't partake in alcoholic beverages because of my hernia, but what do you like ? We'll buy a case. Hahaha

Well...if you have a hernia , make it a keg rather than a case.:laughing7:
 

I went to the dentist yesterday for a cleaning. Had quite the scare. I had my yearly panoramic X-ray. The hygienist brought the dentist in the room. Together they pulled up my X-ray. The doc said" have you ever been shot in the face ?" I was blown away, no pun intended.......I said" well my dad shot me in the face when I was a kid but I put both arms up which took most of the bird shot. He dot at me with a shotgun, but I was pretty much hit in my forearms." Why? Have you ever been hit with shrapnel in the face?" Ok doc" I know I'm not as pretty as I once was, what the hell is it?" He says "right here you either have shrapnel, or you were hit with shotgun pellets, or you have 2 cysts or tumors." He was pointing to 2 white spots anyone could see on my mandible ( lower jaw) So he starts manipulating my lower jaw, I feel fine. Then I offer " hey Doc compare that to previous X-rays.......good idea. In the end, he biopsies the two spots says he'll call me if he finds anything......hmmm in the meantime, I'm perplexed. I have no idea what's going on. But I'm not worried about it. I call them my "2 orbs" cause that's what they looked like on the X-ray...... We'll see.
 

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