MsMastiff/trapper girl loved the song that was funny. Thanks for the humor. Well I pulled up momma's itinerary. We thought she would be home Wednesday, nope one more day won't be here until late Thursday. Well as they say "absence makes the heart grow fonder."
I have to tell a story about myself. Years ago my teammates and I were deployed somewhere for 9 months. While deployed there something bad happened and we were sent to another " undisclosed area" couldn't tell my family where I had been, but she was a smart young lady and CNN told the world where we were. We did what we had to do and I didn't lose any team mates. I had grown close to one of my new SSG's. He was my breacher and full of piss and vinegar like we all were. Well he had a very close call one day. I jerked him back because I saw something that didn't belong.......a tripwire........ We accomplished our mission and he thanked me and followed me like a puppy. We became best friends. I was happy everything went down the way it did. My team was tight, very tight. There is a bond that forms that you just can't explain. We'll call him Mark. He wasn't married, but he was built like Adonis! That man could have any woman, he just didn't have a cool personality like me ! So we go home .Anyway the C130 lands, we deplane and he told me he didn't have a ride home, I said " I got you brother " so my wife finally sees me runs up to me, jumps about 5 feet off the ground kisses me a real long kiss and she had wrapped her legs around me too. WOW what a Homecoming. She says " I love and have missed you, you have some making up to do" I smiled put her feet on the ground and said " honey, this is my bro Mark." I promised him we would give him a ride home........ The color left her face. I thought she was going to kill me....... Alright she says. We get in the car and I said Mark you can get up front, I have to start helping the Captain with the After Action Report..... So we have some small talk take Mark home. He thanks me like a million times for saving his life, so I hug him and said " you would do the same for me. " then I get in the car. At first she won't talk to me. Then she says " I've missed you for. 9 months. God knows I have prayed for all of you everyday. I'm glad you are all ok. But I'm a woman and I have needs....... Uh oh........ Do you see the kids? Uh no ..... It's because I have a babysitter for 2 days..... Ok........ We aren't going home...... Why...... Because I have us a hotel for US for. 2 days ....... Have you ever seen me wear a skirt before ...... Uh oh ......, no....,,, it's because I'm not wearing anything under it!!!!!!!! Maybe next time you'll think before giving Mark a ride home without asking ........ Uh oh big trouble and that's one of my favorite stories that describes both sides of the fence......,,,, PS I always took care of my men. We took care of each other when @@@@ hit the cooling apparatus ! Have a smile on me, 2GF OUT
We lost some men and Mark quit and went CID he's no less of a man. He's my friend. Lost touch with him but last I heard he was Counterterrorism Specialist.
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. And, GF, have fun with your Mama. Don't worry. She won't mind if your house is a mess, as long as she kind find you in it. Here's to a good day, all!
