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You will outgrow an 80 overnight. 125's now days are as fast as my XR 500 I had years ago. 4 wheelers are not for me, bikes do trails. Now a side by side is cool.
 

Good boy, listen to and respect your mom
 

A sailor in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and asks, "hey, do you want to hear a Marine joke?" The guy responds, "well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6-foot tall, I weigh 200 pounds, and I'm a Marine."

"The guy sitting next to me," he continues, "is 6′ 2″, weighs 250 pounds, and he's also a Marine. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?"

The sailor says, "nah, I don't want to have to explain it more than twice."
 

When Napoleon Bonaparte led his army into battle, he wore a red uniform so that, if he was wounded, the blood would not show and his troops would not lose their nerve. With that in mind, do you know why Navy officers and Chiefs wear brown trousers?
 

So I was at Bass Pro Shop the other day and this beautiful girl walks up to me. She says “ I can’t figure it out, but I know you from somewhere. Always quick with a reply I said “ you watch porn?”
 

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