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[Togreenfeet]

Joke of the day — A husband asked his wife, "If I should die first, would you marry again?"

"I would be heart-broken, of course," was her reply, "but I think eventually I would remarry."

"But you wouldn't bring him here to our house, would you?"

"Why not? I've worked and slaved to make this house a home. There is no reason to abandon it."

"But you wouldn't sleep in our bed?"

"Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away."

"Surely, you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs?"

"Of course not! He's left-handed!"

 

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[Togreenfeet]

2GF,

Glad you got off the hook on the trial duties.

Speaking of OJ when I was still working I was asked by our NYC sales rep to attend the annual traffic club luncheon.

It was held at the Athletic Club in Manhattan and they had plaques of all the past Heisman Trophy winners with one exception the plaque for OJ got stolen probably whoever took it tossed it in the Hudson River....

Now that’s funny.....Honestly I don’t mind jury duty, I’m the one that cracks jokes all the time. My wife says it’s like “ watching paint dry” after all my education is in Criminal Justice. Sometimes though, I don’t think there is justice. In 1986 my little sister was murdered in the house we grew up in. I was in Honduras at the time. He was caught in 2001. This was the first DNA case in Orlando Florida. Jeff Ashton was the prosecutor. If anybody deserved the death penalty it was that *******. Ashton said on a DNA case only he might not win. Jeff Ashton you’ve heard that name before............ he prosecuted Casey Anthony!!!!!!!!!!The killer got life. He was my other sisters old boyfriend.

Then in 2007, my son was beat with a Maglight. The Maglight broke! He had 3 subdural hematomas...... it was his supposed friend. Admitted to it, said he was high on marijuana........ ******* was found not guilty........ no justice I tell you........

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

I don't know who said it but sometimes life is not fair.

 

[GB1]

Joke of the day — A husband asked his wife, "If I should die first, would you marry again?"

"I would be heart-broken, of course," was her reply, "but I think eventually I would remarry."

"But you wouldn't bring him here to our house, would you?"

"Why not? I've worked and slaved to make this house a home. There is no reason to abandon it."

"But you wouldn't sleep in our bed?"

"Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away."

"Surely, you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs?"

"Of course not! He's left-handed!"

Then the fight started

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

It's amazing how pets can help us humans.

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[Togreenfeet]

Yes sir, my dog is something too...... nice feel good story. My dog is laying in my lap, under her blanket, while I’m watching college football. She doesn’t argue with me over the remote. As a matter of fact she loves watching baseball and football with me. Occasionally I turn to National Geographic and a bear wanders across the screen. She jumps up and rushes the bear growling as if to say “ leave us alone “ I love my dog

 

[GB1]

Yes sir, my dog is something too...... nice feel good story. My dog is laying in my lap, under her blanket, while I’m watching college football. She doesn’t argue with me over the remote. As a matter of fact she loves watching baseball and football with me. Occasionally I turn to National Geographic and a bear wanders across the screen. She jumps up and rushes the bear growling as if to say “ leave us alone “ I love my dog

that sounds like a good dog. I caught my dog with his head in the cat-food bag eating it.But he is a great dog and a big baby

 

[Togreenfeet]

I forgot— yesterday I had to report for jury duty. While waiting in the jury pool area to be called or released, I had to go to the bathroom. I drink a lot of water. So I walked up to the lady and asked where is the restroom? She said " go through there make a right and another right and you will be at the gender neutral restroom " I said " that's not going to work for me." She said" why not?" I said " because I know I'm a man" She looked at me puzzled at first, then broke out with a long gut busting laugh!!!!!!

 

[GB1]

I forgot— yesterday I had to report for jury duty. While waiting in the jury pool area to be called or released, I had to go to the bathroom. I drink a lot of water. So I walked up to the lady and asked where is the restroom? She said " go through there make a right and another right and you will be at the gender neutral restroom " I said " that's not going to work for me." She said" why not?" I said " because I know I'm a man" She looked at me puzzled at first, then broke out with a long gut busting laugh!!!!!!

Thanks for the laughs

 

[Togreenfeet]

that sounds like a good dog. I caught my dog with his head in the cat-food bag eating it.But he is a great dog and a big baby

Gold boy, what kind of dog do you have? I have a 12 y/o female Pitbull. She can’t see very well, sits and stares at walls, can’t hear hardly at all. I think she has Dementia. She’s about like me. Haha. The other dog is a miniature Dachshund. The little dog keeps the big one going. She keeps me going too. My big girl use to hunt and catch squirrels, coons, possums, birds. One time I saw her bolt after a crow. The crow took flight and she jumped about 5 feet in the air and caught it!! The little one on the other hand chases grasshoppers, butterflies and her favorite........lizards! I love my dogs. Sometimes no most of the time they are better than people. My wife is jealous of the Dachshund. Says I spend to much time with her. You should see her if I leave the house for a little while. When I come home, she runs all over the place, jumping in my arms when I sit down, squealing the whole time and of course wagging her tail. I told my wife she should be more like my dog. My dog shows me she loves me. One time, I didn’t take her to a baseball game. My wife called me and said “ listen to this” my dog was screaming and crying over the phone. She was running from room to room. We were on FaceTime. So I asked my wife to hold her up to the phone. It didn’t work. My wife said I’ve created a monster!!!! Hahaha. When I did get home, she was running all over me and screaming the way she does. I told my wife “ you’ve been mean to my dog, she’s telling me all about it. Once I went somewhere and I had to board her for a week. Oh yeah on a cruise. When I got to her, she went wild and screamed to me the entire drive back home. She climbed up on the back of my neck and was whispering in my ear. I thought it was hilarious. I told my wife they were mean to my little girl. She said “ how do you know?” I replied “ she told me about it, the whole ride back home!!! We board her at her Veterinarians place.

Hey have you considered that Kokoro 30 day Challenge? It doesn’t cost anything. I’m loving it!!!!! Ok so have a great day, I’m out.....,,

 

[GB1]

Gold boy, what kind of dog do you have? I have a 12 y/o female Pitbull. She can’t see very well, sits and stares at walls, can’t hear hardly at all. I think she has Dementia. She’s about like me. Haha. The other dog is a miniature Dachshund. The little dog keeps the big one going. She keeps me going too. My big girl use to hunt and catch squirrels, coons, possums, birds. One time I saw her bolt after a crow. The crow took flight and she jumped about 5 feet in the air and caught it!! The little one on the other hand chases grasshoppers, butterflies and her favorite........lizards! I love my dogs. Sometimes no most of the time they are better than people. My wife is jealous of the Dachshund. Says I spend to much time with her. You should see her if I leave the house for a little while. When I come home, she runs all over the place, jumping in my arms when I sit down, squealing the whole time and of course wagging her tail. I told my wife she should be more like my dog. My dog shows me she loves me. One time, I didn’t take her to a baseball game. My wife called me and said “ listen to this” my dog was screaming and crying over the phone. She was running from room to room. We were on FaceTime. So I asked my wife to hold her up to the phone. It didn’t work. My wife said I’ve created a monster!!!! Hahaha. When I did get home, she was running all over me and screaming the way she does. I told my wife “ you’ve been mean to my dog, she’s telling me all about it. Once I went somewhere and I had to board her for a week. Oh yeah on a cruise. When I got to her, she went wild and screamed to me the entire drive back home. She climbed up on the back of my neck and was whispering in my ear. I thought it was hilarious. I told my wife they were mean to my little girl. She said “ how do you know?” I replied “ she told me about it, the whole ride back home!!! We board her at her Veterinarians place.

Hey have you considered that Kokoro 30 day Challenge? It doesn’t cost anything. I’m loving it!!!!! Ok so have a great day, I’m out.....,,

i have a black lab his name is tiny . What type of challenge is it

 

[Togreenfeet]

Beautiful dog. The challenge is doing Kokoro Yoga for 30 days. I think my grandson and I are on day 26. It’s taught by a retired Seal named Mark Divine and his wife. Google Mark Divine 30 day Kokoro Challenge. He’s a good instructor. The course has been awesome for us. It’s about being a Warrior in everyday life. I had to give them a Credit Card number. I don’t really know why. They don’t charge anything for the 30 day challenge. If you complete the course, he sends you a water bottle. It’s about learning who we are and how we can become better people. I needed it.

 

[Togreenfeet]

Here ya go

 

[Togreenfeet]

 

[Togreenfeet]

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

 

[GB1]

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

thanks for the laughs

 

[Togreenfeet]

Almost done with Kokoro Challenge. So I think I’m going to do another one. 100 push-ups a day........ for 30 days. Let’s see what happens!!

 

[releventchair]

Date is way off on one camera. Has been reset since.
Rye is well within rifle range of one "hide". Put some hours into watching from it recently ,but that will increase more soon.
Gettin lazy and not bow hunting from the "notch" about fourteen yards from the edge of the rye that has produced multiple kills. That notch in the alders needs a subtle blocking behind it , just in case something approaches from due East. Deer did start using it after I created it. Without mirrors or warning devices that East is unwatched ,so I been staying out of there.

 

[GB1]

Date is way off on one camera. Has been reset since.
Rye is well within rifle range of one "hide". Put some hours into watching from it recently ,but that will increase more soon.
Gettin lazy and not bow hunting from the "notch" about fourteen yards from the edge of the rye that has produced multiple kills. That notch in the alders needs a subtle blocking behind it , just in case something approaches from due East. Deer did start using it after I created it. Without mirrors or warning devices that East is unwatched ,so I been staying out of there.


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some pretty bucks there and good eating too

 

[Togreenfeet]

Nice pics. Last Monday about 0630 my nephew called me. “ What ya doing?” He had just shot a 6 point...... with a bow, 50 yards!!!