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[Togreenfeet]

Well I didn’t win, I hope it’s you OV!!!

 

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[bill from lachine]

2GF,

Better luck next time.

 

[Togreenfeet]

Yeah I told my wife every time we want to play the lottery, we should put $100.00 in a pickle jar........ brother if I would’ve won, I had the thoughts of flying all my pals to my favorite place to celebrate, Key West Florida!!!!!!!

 

[Togreenfeet]

While working at a men's clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband's blue eyes stand out.

"Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."

 

[GB1]

While working at a men's clothing store, a customer asked my coworker to help her pick out a tie that would make her husband's blue eyes stand out.

"Ma'am," he explained, "any tie will make blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."

thanks for the laughs

 

[Togreenfeet]

If opportunity does not knock...... build the door

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

Thanks for the chuckles and philosphy quote.

 

[Togreenfeet]

Doing this Kokoro Yoga 30 day challenge has grounded me. Brought me back to being a Zen Warrior!!

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

I'm glad this challenge is revitalizing you...well done!

 

[Togreenfeet]

Thanks Uncle Bill I needed that!!

 

[Oregon Viking]

Well I didn’t win, I hope it’s you OV!!!

Nope! I did not get even one... number...
And the Oregon lottery T.V. commercials state.. Lottery should not be used for investment purposes. Duh!!

 

[Oregon Viking]

Not only did the lottery fail me..
I lost on jeopardy!!!

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Weird Al's parody... I hope I gots that big werd rite... Bite me, I been drinkin...

 

[bill from lachine]

OV,

Well as the expression goes you can't always get what you want.

 

[Oregon Viking]

Well yes.. yes I can.

Lottery excluded.

 

[Togreenfeet]

Yeup and I have jury duty tomorrow....... I’m going to walk in and say I loved Gene Hackman in Runaway Jury” hehe

 

[Togreenfeet]

 

[Oregon Viking]

Yeup and I have jury duty tomorrow....... I’m going to walk in and say I loved Gene Hackman in Runaway Jury” hehe

But. You are telling the truth.. The whole truth...and nothing but the truth!!

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

Yep just tell them that they should bring back either hanging or a firing squad for everything but minor offences...that's the ticket....

Yeup and I have jury duty tomorrow....... I’m going to walk in and say I loved Gene Hackman in Runaway Jury” hehe

 

[Togreenfeet]

Case was settled so we weren’t needed. You still have to report and judge releases you. I was talking about inconsistencies in the OJ trial in case anybody was listening. Hehehe

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

Glad you got off the hook on the trial duties.

Speaking of OJ when I was still working I was asked by our NYC sales rep to attend the annual traffic club luncheon.

It was held at the Athletic Club in Manhattan and they had plaques of all the past Heisman Trophy winners with one exception the plaque for OJ got stolen probably whoever took it tossed it in the Hudson River....