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2GF,

Since you're usually the one feeding jokes to the crew here's my contribution.....:laughing7::laughing7::laughing7:

This morning I went to the hospital for my annual blood tests, etc....well I had a male nurse and he asked me a couple of times if I was ok. I guess a lot of people must get freaked out getting the tests done.

Well finally I told him I'm married so I'm used to taking abuse....he broke up laughing. I asked him if he was married and he said yes, so I told him you must be used to abuse also because it comes with the territory.....:laughing9::laughing9::laughing9:
 







My Dachshund acts just like this when fishing
 

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Hahaha yes sir! Hey I’m at baseball practice for the 12 y/o......... seems I’m always at baseball practice. The city police department is here learning to fly a drone. It’s about a $2000.00 drone. I wonder if they need any pointers hehehehe
 

2GF,

Tell them you'll give them lessons for a nominal fee.... :laughing7::laughing7::laughing7:

Hahaha yes sir! Hey I’m at baseball practice for the 12 y/o......... seems I’m always at baseball practice. The city police department is here learning to fly a drone. It’s about a $2000.00 drone. I wonder if they need any pointers hehehehe
 

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On Coast Guard cutters, low-ranking crew members take turns in the galley helping the cooks. One young seaman aboard was always dropping dishes and spilling food. One day, alone in the galley, he noticed an unfrosted yellow sheet cake cooling on the counter. Determined to finally rectify past errors, the seaman made chocolate icing and carefully decorated the cake with it.

Returning later, the cook began frantically looking around the galley, then shouted out, "Where did my cornbread go?"
 

I’m having a really bad day....... I don’t deserve **** like this...... they’ll miss me when I’m gone.....
 

I’m having a really bad day....... I don’t deserve **** like this...... they’ll miss me when I’m gone.....

Don't forget your boat ,and smile knowing it's there.....

Punched through my wood wheelchair ramp with a crutch a while back. Not good.
Now have an aluminum ramp and a pile of old ramp in the front yard.
Time to get a hunting blind erected. Well ,actually runnin late ,but getting there.
(My diversion).

Hang in there 2 G.F.. (!)
 

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