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Folks,

Scott had mentioned a band with biscuit in their name.....well not the one he's looking for but...

 

You never know what’s behind the door........... until you breach it. 2GF Hehehe
 

Togreenfeet said:
You never know what’s behind the door........... until you breach it. 2GF Hehehe
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I always suspect ,and expect to find on the other side of the door , the other side of the door. So far I'm callin em right!

Whats that ,a what is chasing you?

 

Maybe you should open more doors in god forsaken lands.........

PS another one of my favorite movies!!

Big bear, big bear hehe

Night all....... I’m sexy and I know it......
 

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Togreenfeet said:
Maybe you should open more doors in god forsaken lands.........

PS another one of my favorite movies!!

Big bear, big bear hehe

Night all....... I’m sexy and I know it......
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Them kinda door knockins might stress this old boy.
If I could snap my fingers to travel. ...After an African Impala hunt (with no doors please) ,I'd probably head to Ancor Wat next.
 

 

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Two old guys, one 90 and one 97, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 97-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 90-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 97-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 90-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves."

She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

The old man says to himself, I can't believe everybody knows about this **** but me.
 

A man stayed home from work for a Doctors appointment and about to leave when the phone rang. He picked up the phone and a few seconds later said: "Hell, how should I know? That's sixty miles away, and hung up the phone. His wife said: Who was that? He said: Some guy who wanted a weather report. He wanted to know if the coast was clear.
 

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45th_Johnny said:
A man stayed home from work for a Doctors appointment and about to leave when the phone rang. He picked up the phone and a few seconds later said: "Hell, how should I know? That's sixty miles away, and hung up the phone. His wife said: Who was that? He said: Some guy who wanted a weather report. He wanted to know if the coast was clear.
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Ouch.

Not unlike Rodney Dangerfield saying he came home and the parrot kept yelling , "quick ,out the window!"
 

Johnny,

Thanks for the chuckles....:laughing9::laughing9::laughing9:

45th_Johnny said:
Two old guys, one 90 and one 97, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 97-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 90-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 97-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 90-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want five loaves."

She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."

The old man says to himself, I can't believe everybody knows about this **** but me.
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School starts tomorrow....... thank goodness. These kids today think I have to entertain them 24/7 geez, I rode bikes, built forts, was always fishing......
 

Togreenfeet said:
School starts tomorrow....... thank goodness. These kids today think I have to entertain them 24/7 geez, I rode bikes, built forts, was always fishing......
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Yeah. And look how you turned out... Bold! , Wet! , and dirty! :skullflag::laughing7: Put down the knife ...No ,don't hit me ...
 

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RC now that’s funny!!! So here’s the question of the day — Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
 

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