CRISPINS CRITTERS

[AU24K]

Sometimes, life may provide a gift.

And, sometimes life may provide a heartache, just like the day that my Mom died....

Whatever life has in store for you, make tomorrow your best day!
Then, when the flickering light of the day grows dim and you are near the day's last moment,
You can say, "Today was the best day of my Life!"

Do you not live for the pleasures of life gained?
And the time so fleetingly spent with loved ones?

I give my Best Wishes to all of my Critter Friends!
And the time that I spend here...

Scott

 

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[AU24K]

Or ... "Preacher" Crap!! Did I disqualify myself?
I'm like a democrat... voted twice!!!

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Oh boy.. I'm gettin' wound up and won't have a drink.... the first of many... for a few hours!

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This was from a while ago, so... imagine same pic, but different of course with a full bottle of cask strength Maker's Mark! And a different beer, haven't decided yet, and a different knife as I'm not sure why there is a knife in a bourbon pic.. and a different "screen shot" on my monitor..

Son, we have much in common....
Be calm and sip....
Shots are allowed.....




You know who this is, don't you?

Yeah. I know what you know....



Is it somehow strange that I know what you know also?

Play some music, my Friend!

Scott

 

[Nitric]

Or ... "Preacher" Crap!! Did I disqualify myself?
I'm like a democrat... voted twice!!!

View attachment 1616880

Oh boy.. I'm gettin' wound up and won't have a drink.... the first of many... for a few hours!

View attachment 1616883

This was from a while ago, so... imagine same pic, but different of course with a full bottle of cask strength Maker's Mark! And a different beer, haven't decided yet, and a different knife as I'm not sure why there is a knife in a bourbon pic.. and a different "screen shot" on my monitor..

Yep...When drinking...some of us tend to get "toys" out!!!! Guns,Knives, etc......

 

[Nitric]

AU24k.....I feel like I know this deep in the twisted brain somewhere.....

I may even have things all mixed up....Something about a test area or...Test area "fall out" towards the location of the film. And maybe Hughes? I may have things all jumbled together. I feel once I hear the name I'm going to say" ohhh ya!... I swear I watched a docu or something on this...


Nevermind....I should have looked that up on the web before posting...I'm not even close with those thoughts.....hahaha

 

[Oregon Viking]

Oh name the movie too.... Pale rider-preacher.
Or The good the bad and the ugly-blondie

 

[AU24K]

A man knows of death.
And one's final breath.

Who is that man
and what does he know?

A man who knows your life
and all of your strife.

Yes, you will die,
and in my hands you will lie.

Your truth will be shown.
Your truth will be known.

Family and Friends,
will know of your end....

How will you go?
Love of others? I don't know.

**** it all.
Let's all die.
I been there, and....

Sorry...For a moment all was lost....
And y'all can kiss my ass.
Do you want to die?

Best wishes,

Scott

 

[AU24K]

Yeah..
Some don't want to die.
I choose to live.
Liberals will cower and cry....

SHOW ME YOUR HANDS OR DIE Gashole!

As a member of America's Military. A Police Veteran, I can say that I am always one to Protect,
Serve and defend the Law and Constitution of the United States.
Law enforcement agents strap on their gear and perform their duty every day.
And, now as a law abiding citizen, I will assist whenever necessary.


The fact that I'm still alive says much, don't it?
Whenever a situation arises.....
I carry and so should you.

Situations that require snap decisions, circumstances that I had to be in charge....
I was the one to see...You want some?
Come get it.


Scott

 

[Togreenfeet]

Heck I’m watching Magnum Force right now!!

 

[AU24K]

"The stranger rode in, one rainy night.

Soaked to the bone, he made his way to the bar.

"Whiskey" he heavily breathed.

Three armed cowboys, near the back, sought opportunity to kill the stranger.

As the stranger tossed back his shot of whiskey, the cowboys made their move.

The stranger pulled his pistol before the shot glass hit the floor.
In three shots, he dispatched the cowboys to their maker.

The stranger than asked for another shot of whiskey...and said,
"Y'all don't have much entertainment around here, do you?""


Scott

 

[GB1]

"The stranger rode in, one rainy night.

Soaked to the bone, he made his way to the bar.

"Whiskey" he heavily breathed.

Three armed cowboys near the back sought opportunity to kill the stranger.

As the stranger tossed back his shot of whiskey, the cowboys made their move.
The stranger pulled his pistol before the glass hit the floor.
In three shots, he dispatched the cowboys to their maker.
The stranger than asked for another shot of whiskey..."


Scott

sounds like that movie My name is nobody

 

[releventchair]

"The stranger rode in, one rainy night.

Soaked to the bone, he made his way to the bar.

"Whiskey" he heavily breathed.

Three armed cowboys near the back sought opportunity to kill the stranger.

As the stranger tossed back his shot of whiskey, the cowboys made their move.
The stranger pulled his pistol before the glass hit the floor.
In three shots, he dispatched the cowboys to their maker.
The stranger than asked for another shot of whiskey...and said,
"Y'all don't have much entertainment around here, do you?""


Scott

That reads like the stranger in high plains drifter. But what's his name? Or is it the name on the tombstone at the end...Jim Duncan. Because that is who was whipped in a flashback....and was "the stranger"!

 

[AU24K]

That reads like the stranger in high plains drifter. But what's his name? Or is it the name on the tombstone at the end...Jim Duncan. Because that is who was whipped in a flashback....and was "the stranger"!

Friend, you have just won the Silver Certificate.
Your address in a PM and the prize is on it's way TO YOU!
A special prize, a find alongside a document signed by Mr. Lincoln.

Scott

 

[releventchair]

Friend, you have just won the Silver Certificate.
Your address in a PM and the prize is on it's way TO YOU!
A special prize, a find alongside a document signed by Mr. Lincoln.

Scott

You know I don't want your money/valuable item.
Besides , the bank won't redeem it for silver....

We could keep the game going....
Like.....What movie mentions Indian legend has it ,the moon bumped into the earth?

 

[AU24K]

RC, you have me falked up...
You now are the quiz master...

Don't let me down, Brother...

And soon, the prize will be yours....


Scotty

 

[releventchair]

Tomorrow I go to the VA.

Perhaps I'll live.
Just one more day....

Damn! I got a fifth of whisky yet to drink!

Scott

Plan for five days....Just in case.

Fell a couple times out on the property pulling thistles again. My neck ,usually unhappy ,is now quite unhappy.
And knee of course.
Gassed up both tractors and need to get them lubed before more work.
But to get on the loader tractor ,due to the loader frame sticking out on each side , getting to/on the seat gets interesting...
Lean crutches against a rear tire,then grasp one fender and the seat and hop onto the drawbar. Then grasp the hydraulic lever block on the left and the seat and jump onto the rear of the transmission where a rockshaft would be mounted to use rear area hydraulic leverage.
Holding the lever block and seat then allows carefully swinging leg around the shifter (tractor shut off of course in case the shifter is bumped).Then onto the seat.
Ready? Hmmm ,it won't start because some one forgot to turn the gas on. So...Jump over the side using frame for stability on impact with the ground. Turn on the *$@#! gas and repeat mounting the tractor from the drawbar.
Hooray it starts! Warm it up a bit ,put it in gear ,let out the clutch and...Hear crutches hit the ground when the tractor moves.
Shut off tractor. Jump over the side grabbing the loader frame to increase stability upon impact from the ground.
Remount tractor. Grab crutches and pull them up.....

A previous owner added a steel plate for a back on the seat of the other ,nonloader tractor. Just toss crutches over the seatback ....Jump from brush hog deck edge with a hand on the steering shaft and the other on a rear tire and land on the platform.
Sit down. Pull ignition kill switch (coil ground) set choke and throttle ,crank ,(this one can be hand cranked to start ,a whole nother deal making danged sure shifter is in neutral..) crank...It won't start. Hop off tractor using steering shaft and a tire. Turn on gas. Remount tractor....

I do really enjoy them stinky things. They reward attention. And do some grunt work for me beyond my ability anymore.
So ,I'll live to get up tomorrow and tinker with one before the day is out. In theory...
I run em dry at shutdown for the night by shutting gas off. Once in a while I remember to turn it back on first. But seldom if on the seat first.
Neutral. Gas on. Coil kill switch off. Throttle position. Choke. Crank...
I'd set the little brake lever to hold the brakes for each start up ,but usually forget to disengage them until I see smoke rolling out by the bull gears...
But do use them if ground is not quite level.
I do remember to "shake hands" with the shifter to be sure it's in neutral every time before anything else. Can't have it in gear and take off when in front of the tractor hand crankin it.(!)

 

[Oregon Viking]

And all the girly's say I'm pretty fly for a white guy.....

 

[Oregon Viking]

 

[Oregon Viking]

Friend, you have just won the Silver Certificate.
Your address in a PM and the prize is on it's way TO YOU!
A special prize, a find alongside a document signed by Mr. Lincoln.

Scott

Well congrats RC
Hey Scotty... next time try a 2 atta 3 contest.

Celebration music... no... W...T....Hell?!?!

 

[Oregon Viking]

 

[Togreenfeet]