CRISPINS CRITTERS

[releventchair]

Poor lil ol oysters be cryin...

 

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[Togreenfeet]

Joke of the day— My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long.
"Because,"my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

 

[Togreenfeet]

Johnny now that’s funny!!!

 

[Oregon Viking]

Joke of the day— My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long.
"Because,"my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

 

[Togreenfeet]

Next joke — A new celebrity restaurant chain is opening up nationwide. It is a partnership between Kareem Abdul Jabarr, Ryan Coffee, and Sugar Ray Leonard.

They're going to call it: "Coffee, with Kareem and Sugar"

 

[Togreenfeet]

OV, that’s funny.......

 

[dieselram94]

Boat auction next Saturday!!!
Maybe I’ll buy another money maker...

I’m down to just one boat for sale right now, changed the water pump today. About 20 minutes start to finish. Not bad. I think I’ll go preview the boats in about 30 minutes

I hope to launch the sailboat next Sunday. Well see if I actually make it, so much to be done

Maybe I should name the sailboat “ Breaking Wind” !!!
Lol

 

[Togreenfeet]

Dram I wish you could come to Florida fix my boat issues!!! Love the name and I understand! Hehe

 

[Togreenfeet]

This is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! Enjoy

 

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[45th_Johnny]

Dram: I LIKE IT

 

[AU24K]

I'm back home early due to an issue.

The issue is that since I haven't been camping in over a year, when I got to my campsite in North Carolina and was setting up my tent and sleeping bags, a black widow spider had decided to come along.
A bite on my left arm made me immediately pull out my combat first aid kit, find the scalpel and make a fairly deep cut.
I squeezed until I thought the poison was out.
I then treated the wound with antiseptic and covered it.

And, of course, those idiot weather prognosticators were wrong....It didn't rain at all the whole time I was there!
I went to the Casino for awhile, panned for gemstones and generally had a good time in the short while I had....

I continued my vacation for another day or three and the wound grew in size to a lump the size of a golf ball.
Seeing no improvement of the bite, I decided to cut my vacation short and return home.

Now at home, the pain and redness has diminished and the swelling is going down.
Guess that I'll live after all....

Kind of a drag about my vacation, but I'm already planning my next foray!

Stories, pics and videos ahead!

For now, I'll leave you with a pic I took from highway 64, just south of Franklin, looking north, that I've placed as my wallpaper.

Best Wishes,

Scott


"From the mountains of North Carolina,
to the the land of you and me.
God Bless America,
from Sea to Shining Sea!"

 

[AU24K]

------A quick story about my visit at the Casino.....

Yeah, there are table games of "Texas Hold 'Em." But, you play against the dealer.
There are no other players that you play against, and, of course, you know the rules.... the house always wins.
There is no bluffing....

I sat in on a table for a while to see how the game was played.
After awhile, I saw that there were rules that I didn't understand.
Friends, I don't play and pay to learn rules....

So, I moved on to the craps table....

I saw folks hold the dice in certain ways and look to the heavens and throw....

Only to lose.*

I then moved on to the roulette table.....

I know. Black or Red...

I watched the table for awhile and decided to open my wallet.

I buy $20 worth of chips.

The minimum bet was $10 per spin of the ball.

$1 chips placed wherever.....$10 worth....

I spread my bet over 3 numbers.

BOOM! I Won!

With my winnings, $10 in my reserve, I placed another $10 bet.
BOOM! I win again!

Now my original $20 is safe and I bet.....
YES! I win again!

Soon, I have my original $20 and have won an additional $40.

I then cash out.
Know when to say when....

Not bad for one who doesn't know the game....
Yes, I drank while at the Casino.
I had 2 cups of coffee.....

Scott

(Truth be told, I DO know the game....)
I leave another Casino ahead in my wins....
Only so much dinging of slots, the aura of wanting to fillet you that I can take. Dig?
I was there for about 2 hours.
Enough is enough....Feel me?



Years ago, late one night, I shot craps with locals whom were, shall we say, dangerous?


That night, while shooting and losing, a dude called "Crazy Legs" had his turn at throwing the bones....

To this day I don't recall what caused a pistol to be drawn and bullets thrown.
All that I remember is that everyone scattered and no one was hit.

I guess everyone was a winner that night....

And, how do YOU gamble?

 

[45th_Johnny]

AU24K: Sorry about the bite. I like Texas Holdem. Bluff when you need to and run when you have to.

 

[AU24K]

And, just read that my Friend, Donnie Mellenbruch's house was involved in a fire.

You remember my stories of Donnie and "The Outhouse."

Investigators: Electrical fire started in attic, destroyed house on New Jersey Street / LJWorld.com


Damn!

He's the one who told the joke of 2 obese Patties.....
I've known him for years....


Scott

 

[AU24K]

Tomorrow is my Birthday.

My Landlord offered to treat me to dinner and I accepted.

Certainly, everyone should have such a Friend!

Scott

 

[Togreenfeet]

Joke of the day — A social worker who had recently transferred from the big city to the mountains was touring her new territory. She came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen. Intrigued, she knocked on the door.

"Anybody home?"

A child's voice answered, "Yep."

"Is your father there?"

"Pa? Nope, he left before Ma came in."

"Well, is your mother there?"

"Nope, Ma left just before I got here."

"Are you never together as a family?"

"Sure, but not here. This is the outhouse!"

 

[Togreenfeet]

Scott that bite sucks. Cutting it out like that I’m going to call you Scottbo.....,hehe

 

[AU24K]

AU24K: Sorry about the bite. I like Texas Holdem. Bluff when you need to and run when you have to.

Johnny, I got pocket bullets...
Let's see what the flop brings....

You want to bet?
(Taking a sip of Jack....)
Yeah, I know of poker....
Don't be misled.....



Let's play!



Scott