CRISPINS CRITTERS

[Togreenfeet]

Joke of the day — Father: “Son, you were adopted.”

Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

 

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[Togreenfeet]

Jeff Gordon- that ass clown is wearing medals, ribbons and qualification badges he didn’t EARN. He bought all that stuff. we use to call these clowns “ PX soldiers “ then take them outback and do a little “ tree to tree counseling” friends of mine and I’m sure Scott and 45 Johnny have died in training and operationally for this jerk to buy??I’d beat his ass......,Come on, nothing is in the right place 3 Combat Infantryman’s badges? assclown.....let my son meet him in public.....

PS there isn’t that many stripes in the USAF. Those damn stripes are also fake........

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

Yep utterly fake....there are federal laws in place for impersonating a U.S. veteran and this joker should be prosecuted since it makes a mockery of those who served their country honorably.

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

This group is from Montreal where I live.

Arcade Fire - Everything now.

 

[45th_Johnny]

Guys, just look at he expression on his face, I think he knows he screwed up and will have a long time to think about it.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Here's a mellow tune for you from Runrig in Scotland - Every River.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Runrig - Only the Brave.

 

[Togreenfeet]

Joke of the day — Yesterday I was at a cafe and asked for the wifi password. The girl behind the counter say "you have to order a drink first" so I said fine, and got a large coffee. Then I asked again, and she said "I told you.. You have to order a drink first. All lowercase, no spaces." Think about it...... think about it....... this one is for RC

 

[bill from lachine]

2GF,

I get it....pretty straight forward when you think about it....lol..

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[releventchair]

You have to order a drink first.

Like being told " duck", after you get hit.....

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

I guess I must be a dinosaur....the big thing these days are people identifying as transgender. It took me awhile to accept the fact they people choose to be either straight or gay or bi.

So the transgender crowd or as some prefer to be called gender fluid have come up with a whole array of made up pronouns
such as ze, zer, zem, etc....I think they're up to 64 or so different options. And out of respect we are supposed to address them by their preferred pronoun. That said whether it's politically correct or not I'm sticking with the male of female designations. Call yourself whatever you want I get confused enough just with the 2 genders and their permutations...lol.

Regards + HH

Bill

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

R.E.M. - Man on the Moon.

 

[Togreenfeet]

I actually looked up transgender in the dictionary. It said “relating to the opposite sex” well hell I must be transgender. I can relate to females! Haha

 

[releventchair]

I actually looked up transgender in the dictionary. It said “relating to the opposite sex” well hell I must be transgender. I can relate to females! Haha

Relate to? Or have relations with?.....Oh never mind .
If kids weren't confused enough already about who's a squatter or a sitter ,or when and why.......

 

[Peyton Manning]

Jeff Gordon- that ass clown is wearing medals, ribbons and qualification badges he didn’t EARN. He bought all that stuff. we use to call these clowns “ PX soldiers “ then take them outback and do a little “ tree to tree counseling” friends of mine and I’m sure Scott and 45 Johnny have died in training and operationally for this jerk to buy??I’d beat his ass......,Come on, nothing is in the right place 3 Combat Infantryman’s badges? assclown.....let my son meet him in public.....

PS there isn’t that many stripes in the USAF. Those damn stripes are also fake........

that's what I assumed, thanks for the clarification

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

The Tragically Hip - New Orleans is Sinking.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Tragically Hip - Nautical Disaster live from Rome, NY.

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Sade - The Sweetest Taboo.

 

[AU24K]

Folks,

I guess I must be a dinosaur....the big thing these days are people identifying as transgender. It took me awhile to accept the fact they people choose to be either straight or gay or bi.

So the transgender crowd or as some prefer to be called gender fluid have come up with a whole array of made up pronouns
such as ze, zer, zem, etc....I think they're up to 64 or so different options. And out of respect we are supposed to address them by their preferred pronoun. That said whether it's politically correct or not I'm sticking with the male of female designations. Call yourself whatever you want I get confused enough just with the 2 genders and their permutations...lol.

Regards + HH

Bill

And, the "Children" who can't decide whether they want to be male or female,
are confused about which bathroom to use and eat laundry soap want to lecture me about gun control...
Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot!?!

Scott

 

[Togreenfeet]

Amen Scott!!!!!