CRISPINS CRITTERS

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Joke of the day — I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort Benning, and one requirement was a demanding 20 - mile march. We got started at 6 a.m. and were pumped up for the trek.

An hour later, feeling the heavy load of our packs, we wondered if the end would ever come. "Men," our sergeant yelled, "you're doing a fine job. We've already covered four miles!"

Revitalized, we picked up the pace. "And," continued Sarge, "we should reach the starting point any minute now."

During Basic,

The time came for Bivouac.

Crawling though mud, eating slop, and hoping to kill before you are killed.;

While others prepared by having shiny boots, ole Scotty had a new plan....

Of course I was "squared away," but,
Ah! Who wants a cigarette?
I carried a "pack" to show only 3 cigarettes left, yet, I had brought 6 packs of cigarettes.
I "sold" each cigarette for a substantial profit.
Addiction is a bit@h...
Do I feel guilty?

Maybe....


Don't tell, OK?

Scott

 

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Thanks Scott. I have a special something to send back to you. I’ll send it soon. My brother in law once said to me “ show me a soldier with a tattoo and I’ll show you a man that’s been drunk once” hehe

My Brother,
You have nothing to offer but the times that we times spent in our service, for we are brothers of the Mother of America! Dig?

Always my love,
Scott

 

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Perhaps you should listen to this..,...

Scott



When I think of the opportunity to be there for my fellow vets, I often break down and cry.
That is the reason that I will always BE THERE FOR MY fellow Vets!
Scott

And, if you do not appreciate lectures and speeches, perhaps you appreciate the mu\sic of the era....



Alles Klare, Ja?
Mein Leben hängt von meinem Deutsch ab. Dig?



Yeah, I was there...
Keeping your ass safe. dIg?I

I was there go bring down threats to Freedom!

Scotty

When have you ever been in a foreien land?
Not knowing the language?
Ich spreche deutsche, verstanche?

Perhaps the "stranger in a strange land...."

Have you been there?

I spoke German. It saved my life.
I cannot say more....
Terrorists will always fear Scotty, for they have always lost...
Wie viele Leben muss ich nehmen?

Have you any doubt?:

 

[bill from lachine]

Folks,

Another tune by Sissel - In dreams.

 

[Togreenfeet]

This is hilarious. I just got home from grocery shopping at Publix. I told the boys “ you want to eat help bring groceries in. We were bringing in the plastic bags and I heard the boys laughing hard. You see I try to buy treats for the dogs and the Dachshund smelled her toy duck and singled it out from all the other bags. Both boys were trying to catch her as she was making her get away with her bag!!!!!

 

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wkishes!

My posts are not correct.
i a mnot right.
Computers su8ck, dig?
Will you remember me?
WILL YOU REMEMBER MY WORDS?
NEVER FORGET THAT
Scotty is armed and your FRIEND....
Later frie nds

Scott



I find myself still wanting to die....,

 

[bill from lachine]

Scott,

Just a heads up in the event your not up to snuff on the postage stamps....the minimum catalogue price for stamps is a nominal 25 cents.....that would be full retail for a full time stamp dealer more to compensate for his time and overhead than the value of the stamp.

That said stamps of that type generally go for about 1 cent each on a lot basis. The stamps cataloguing at $1.00+ are the ones that most people are after because more chance of them being missing in their collections.

Good luck!

Regards + HH

Bill

Just finished processing all of the coins that I bought last week.
Total comes to $312.45.
Not bad!
Treasure is where you find it!

Now I'll process the stamps.
I doubt that it will even reach a total of $10.

I had went to the library yesterday and requested an inter-library loan for the 6 volume Scott's Catalog.
Should pick them up late this coming week.

AH! It appears that the key to the right of "z" does not work on my Landlord's laptop.
Therefore, any word that I want to use that employs that letter will have to be replaced with a synonym.
No problem!

I seem to remember a short story by an author that doesn't use the letter "E."
I wonder if the reason is similar to my situation?

Hope all are well.

Scott

 

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When one seeks pe ace in ones life,
surely silenceDAWNis there...and
The newdAY is soon...

 

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When the new day came, and Peace was known, life was different, for you and I.
It was a new....

"Life"
A life of Freedom. A Life of opportunity. A life of potential....
The subject of our study, a poor peasant lad, named Scott,will be chronicled here...

"Let's git 'etr Done!"

Ahem!
Shall we begin?

Scott

 

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Once, there was an ignorant ass named Scott...

More later....

Scott

 

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I once went to a wet T shirt competition.
My girl came in first and second
One tittty was bigger than the other!

I never been more proud of my Sistter!

Scott

 

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Yeah,
you want a song...one that Scotty is thkinking of
ok..
hOW ABOUT THIS...

 

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And you may ask yourself,is my life done?
And, you may find yojufrself relevengt. Dig?

Where is life?
STOP MAKING SENSE....

I have life to live....

 

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When you feel tall, lbe sure that yiou have the ammo to live.
M-16, full auto doubt me and die
umm .223 . Semi

scott

 

[releventchair]

When you feel tall, be sure that yiou have the ammo to live..

" I got some groceries..."

 

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Does not my service reflecectssion?
Soon, the College Degretssion?
Soon, the College Degreer that ZI

 

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" I got some groceries..."

and
i know how to cook..//

 

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Mznn




Damn,see?
Ply with md and dke...
I hgAHE ROUNDSX....


















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scott../sorry my frifnddsvv scottyvv hzsv vfutufe....

.lzter..../

DAIG?AAAAAAAAA
foak ya/ll
i never give \up
never.\
POIW!
A Vdt....
scott

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later, vriends

scott

i laugh you dkf

for real

gtry me