OK.
Here's the story.
As I just sent to President Trump.
(Certain redaction's apply)
Honorable President Trump,
I am a "Cold War" Vet and have worked for the VA in Wichita, Kansas.
It was a "Temporary" assignment but I fulfilled my duty.
I have a letter of reference at hand.
I performed my duty then in 1998, when a draft dodger was the President.
At the time, I was homeless, and always hungry.
When my shift duty was over, I pretended to go home.
I actually went to a grocery store and bought a loaf of bread and some bologna and snuck back into the facility and "lived" in a closed section for aged Vets.
I slept overnight, avoiding the security guards and was always able to show up for morning assignments!
Knowing the "rounds of the security staff," I was able to enjoy showers, fresh linens and kept my food in the refrigerator at the long ago forgotten "Nurses Station."
When questioned about my food in the refrigerator, I said,
"This is my work station and that is my lunch."
I was never detected....
Now, only you know of my transgression.
Please give Representative Collins, from Georgia's 9th District, your ear on Veteran's issues.
I've met with Congressman Collins several times to discuss Veteran's issues.
Perhaps, we may all make America Great!
God Bless You, God Bless our Veterans and God Bless America!
My Best Wishes,
Scott Xxxxxx