Youve just been hired as Marketing Director

[TreasureTales]

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TreasureTales Detectors - A Good Lie is Like a Good Detector - Sure to get you the booty!

 

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[treasurejack]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Treasurejack Detectors.....Voted fifth best......"OUT OF FIVE!"

 

[TreasureTales]

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Treasurejack Detectors.....Voted fifth best......"OUT OF FIVE!"

Treasurejack Detectors - Voted Fifth in the Field, and that's no lie.

 

[aa battery]

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Dang everything has been thought of.

 

[TreasureTales]

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Dang everything has been thought of.

Not true!! Everything you can think of can be twisted into a silly saying. Look at your TV advertisements and then you'll see what I mean. LOL Some commercials are absolutely stupid.

 

[bakergeol]

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Not quite yet.

Beer N' Detectors

"Our Beer/VLF combo detectors can keep a 6 pack ice cold for up to 8 hrs."

George

 

[TreasureTales]

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Not quite yet.

Beer N' Detectors

"Our Beer/VLF combo detectors can keep a 6 pack ice cold for up to 8 hrs."

George

I'll take one!!! And make it a 16 ouncer. LOL

 

[treasurejack]

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Spanish Detector Co: Botin Maquina

 

[treasurejack]

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MaxDepth Detectors: "When 8 Inches Just Ain't Enough!"

 

[TreasureTales]

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Spanish Detector Co: Botin Maquina

No comprende.

 

[TreasureTales]

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Jimmy The Greek Detectors - We'll Give You Three to One Odds That This Machine Will Make You Rich.

Michael Jackson Detectors - Our machines morph from black to white with your first swing. Little boys love us!

ACLU Detectors - If you can't find treasure with our machines, no problem. We'll sue the government to make sure treasure is equally distributed to all.

Green Party Detectors - Crank These Babies Up and Off You Go. Safe for the Planet, and totally Recyclable.

 

[Big Diggin]

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Superman Detectors - "So simple to locate Treasure, it's like having X-Ray vision"

Batman Detectors - "Loaded with the most Gadgets on the market"

The Flash Detectors - "The quickest Treasure finder available today"

The Hulk Detectors - "The most powerful detector ever made. Sorry, models only available in GREEN"

Professor X Detectors - "You'll know where the Treasure is before you start looking"

 

[TreasureTales]

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Arnold Swarzennegger Detectors - Our detectors will --clap, clap-- pump you up.

Musical Scale Detectors - B sharp, use our detectors.

Umbrella Detectors - Perfect hobby for a rainy day.

Chair Detectors - Don't Stand for anything Less than our machines.

 

[Big Diggin]

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Oakland Raider Detectors - "The best detector made because of our Commitment to Excellence"

The George Foreman Detector - "Swinging our detector will burn fat - just like my grill"

The Muhammad Ali Detector - "The Greatest of all time"

The Bret Hart Detector - "The best there is, the best there was & the best there ever will be"

 

[nhbenz]

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VW Detectors - Digger's needed

I was trying to think of one for Geico Detectors, but can't come up with anything. :P

 

[treasurejack]

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VW Detectors - Digger's needed

I was trying to think of one for Geico Detectors, but can't come up with anything. :P

Ggico Detectors..."So simple to use a caveman could do it. Anything less is just a toad."

 

[TreasureTales]

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Geico Detectors - Models include the Caveman and the Neanderthal. So easy even their namesakes can use them.

YoYo Detectors - Metal Detecting has its ups and downs, but our detectors won't string you along.

Fidel Castro Detectors - A free box of Cuban cigars with every defector...uh, I mean with every detector.

Hallmark Detectors - When You Care Enough to swing the very best.

 

[treasurejack]

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Pakerbacker Detectors: "Tells You Right Where They're Lie'n!"
(Free dead fish kite with every order!)

 

[TreasureTales]

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Fish Kite Detectors - Our ad won't fly, but our detectors sure can stink

 

[treasurejack]

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Jim Beam Detectors: Yoush Stould Pee Dees Fings Urk!
Jack Danials Detectors: Fall Down. Get Up. Fall Down. Get Up. Fall Down......HELLO!
Crown Royal Detectors: The Smoothest Buzz In The Business!
Bacardi 151 Detectors: We'll Putting Your Face Right In The Dirt!