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[TreasureTales]

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French Detector Company - When the Digging Gets Hard - We Give Up

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England Detectors - Keeping A Stiff Upper Blip for 1000 Years

Wild Pig Detectors - Our Detectors Will Never Boar You

Sheep Detectors - We Guarantee Ewe'll Like Our Products

Horse Detectors - Hoof It On Down To Our Store

Fender-Bender Detectors - We Won't Put A Dent In Your Wallet

 

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[Big Diggin]

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The Pamela Anderson Detector - "They may be fake, but they look great"

The Bill Clinton Detector - "Guaranteed not to stain"

The Lee Majors Detector - "Some assembly required"

The Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen Detector - "Lightest weight model on the market"

 

[TreasureTales]

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Prosthetic Detectors - Our Detectors Won't Cost You an Arm & a Leg

Nicotine Detectors - Warning: Treasure Hunting With Our Machines Can Be Addictive

Wort Detector Company - Our Detectors Will Grow On You

Cow Detector Company - Moooove Over, Whites!

King Tut Detector Company - Buy One for Your Mummy (and Daddy)

Yoga Detectors - We Offer Flexible Terms

 

[Big Diggin]

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Trojan Detectors - "Shielded for your PROTECTION"

Lays Detectors - "You can't have just 1"

L'oreal Detectors - "Cause you're worth it"

Nike Detectors - "Just do it"

Smuckers Detectors - "With a name like Smuckers it has to be good"

Guinness Detectors - "Brilliant!!"

Budweiser Detectors - "For all you do, this Bud's for you"

 

[treasurejack]

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King of Swing Detectors: Voted Number 1 by Swingers All Over The World!
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BuckleBoy Detectors: Free Land Mine With Every Order!

Treasurejack Detectors: "Now You Really Can Afford To Retire!"

 

[treasurejack]

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Mel Gibson Detectors: "Christ, these are good!"

 

[TreasureTales]

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Jewish Detector Company - Oy Vey, are you gonna like these detectas!

Moslem Detector Company - Forgot Where You Planted Those EID's? No Problem.

Buddhist Detector Company - Dalai Lama's #1 Choice For Finding His Clarity

Hindu Detector Company - If You Only Knew What Vishnu!

Christian Detector Company - Guaranteed For Eternity

 

[Big Diggin]

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Bounty Metal Detectors - "The Quicker Digger Upper"

Burger King Detectors - "Find it your way"

Visa Detectors - "Treasure is everywhere you want it to be"

 

[TreasureTales]

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Jesse Jackson Detectors - They work great, and they don't discriminate. Colors Available: Black, Black-on-black, Whitie-on-black, or Brown-on-black.

Ted Haggard Detectors - Oh Lord, I'm a Sinner, but My Detector is a Winner.

Vibrator Detectors - Batteries Included, One Hand Operation.

 

[nhbenz]

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Takes a licking and keeps on beeping, Timex Detectors.

 

[Montana Jim]

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[TreasureTales]

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Elastic Detectors - S-t-r-e-t-c-h Your Detector Budget & Buy Our Machines.

Psychic Detectors - We See Treasure in Your Future.

Funeral Detector Company - Finding Treasures That Are Gone But Not Forgotten

 

[Big Diggin]

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Fed Express Detectors - "When you absolutely, Positively have to find it tonight"

All State Detectors - "Treasures in your hands, with All State"

Clint Eastwood Detectors - "Go ahead punk, make our day"

Redd Foxx Detectors - "Find Treasure so huge you'll think you're having THE BIG ONE"

 

[MiniMe]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

You all are hilarious

 

[Charlene]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Big Detectors

Have the urge to swing? Just use one of the many BIG detectors available right now. We'll show you how to locate deep hidden booty. Choose from low frequency or pulsating models. Protection for your equipment is sold separately.

 

[MiniMe]

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Big Detectors

Have the urge to swing? Just use one of the many BIG detectors available right now. We'll show you how to locate deep hidden booty. Choose from low frequency or pulsating models. Protection for your equipment is sold separately.

 

[treasurejack]

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BigDog Detectors....Hear spot! Hear Spot!

 

[TreasureTales]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Big Detectors

Have the urge to swing? Just use one of the many BIG detectors available right now. We'll show you how to locate deep hidden booty. Choose from low frequency or pulsating models. Protection for your equipment is sold separately.

Ooooooh, that sounds so appealing.

 

[TreasureTales]

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Cat House Detectors - Prowling for a good time?

Urban Guerrilla Detectors - Our Detectors can be fitted with silencers AND nightvision scopes so you can detect in stealth.

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Hollywood Detector Company - If It's Bling You Want, This Machine is All You Need - it's blingalicious.

 

[treasurejack]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Cat House Detectors - Prowling for a good time?

Urban Guerrilla Detectors - Our Detectors can be fitted with silencers AND nightvision scopes so you can detect in stealth.

San Fernando Valley, California Detector Company - This detector is like soooooo rad. It's like the best and it's like something like anybody like needs. Yeah!

Hollywood Hype Detectors - Coming to a Park Near You - The Biggest & Brightest in Detectors to hit the Park in 20 Years - Don't Miss the Premiere Showing - Seating Limited.

Hollywood Detector Company - If It's Bling You Want, This Machine is All You Need - it's blingalicious.

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(No.....but you were thinking it. lol)