Youve just been hired as Marketing Director

[treasurejack]

You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Ok, you've just been hired by a struggling metal detector company and your first mission is to create those perfect marketing slogans to help improve sales. So let's see what you can come up with? Who knows, we might even have to hold a vote for the best slogans.......you may also create the company name.

Example: SEEKER Detectors
Made for Deep Thinkers

 

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[TreasureTales]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

My personal signature slogan says it all as far as I'm concerned. It's one of those double meaning things.

TREASURE EACH DAY


It means that hopefully we'll find treasure each and every day, and that we should treasure each and every day of our lives.

 

[TreasureTales]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

For Tesoro Detectors > "Treasure By Any Other Name - Tesoro"

For White's Detectors > "The Last Name in Metal Detecting"

Garrett's Detectors > "If We're Good Enough for the Airports - We're Good Enough for You!"

Fisher Detectors > "Today's the Day"

MineLab > "The Down Under Wonder"

 

[Big Diggin]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

CROWN METAL DETECTORS


"The True of all Detectors"

 

[Big Diggin]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director




"YO, this is whatcha SWING to find all the "

 

[TreasureTales]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Pirate Detectors - When a Patch & a Parrot Aren't Enough

Bragger Detectors - Ours Is The Best Detector EVER!

Pinocchio Detectors - We Don't Lie About Our Quality

RoadRunner Detectors - Beep-Beep

Fortune Detector Company - We Made Ours-Now It's Your Turn

Karl von Mueller Detector Company - Cache & Carry

Newbie Detectors - Look, I Found A Nail!

Old Pro Detectors - If It Ain't CW, It Ain't Worth A Damn

TreasureJack Detectors - A Jack of All Treasures - Master of Some

King of Swing Detectores - Please Buy Me-I'm Poor & Need the Money

TreasureTale Detectors - Never Have to Lie Again-Buy A TT Detector Instead

 

[Big Diggin]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Treasure Tale Detectors > "U probably won't find Treasure, so just leave em with a Tale"

 

[TreasureTales]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Treasure Tale Detectors > "U probably won't find Treasure, so just leave em with a Tale"

LOL You are sooooo jealous!!!

TreasureTales Detectors - heads or tales - you can't lose

 

[Big Diggin]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

I am not jealous - I don't even care if I'm losing to you in the Liars contest - Being behind you in the contest isn't even on my mind - I don't even care about winning the digging tool.



King of Swing Detectors > "True Royalty when it comes to performance - Makes all others look common"

 

[TreasureTales]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

I am not jealous - I don't even care if I'm losing to you in the Liars contest - Being behind you in the contest isn't even on my mind - I don't even care about winning the digging tool.



King of Swing Detectors > "True Royalty when it comes to performance - Makes all others look common"

To paraphrase Shakespear: "Me thinks he doth protest too much."

 

[Big Diggin]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

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I think it's spelled Shakespeare

 

[TreasureTales]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

PBK Detectors - Our Detectors ID It Before It's Dug

AP Detecting Equipment - Forget the Detector, The Digging Tool is what counts!

King of Swing Detectors - King of Detectors And That's No Lie

Sunset Detectors by Monica - Don't Let The Sun Go Down On You

Born Again Detectors - Resurrect The Past

Viagra Do-It-Yourself Detector Company - Erect Your Own

 

[Big Diggin]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Treasurejack Detectors - "The true Jack of all Treasure"

Treasure Tales Detectors - "While you're finding Treasure, they'll be making up Tales"

PBK Detectors - "The only detector that will point you in the right direction"

Gypsyheart Detectors - "If it can rust, We can find it"

 

[TreasureTales]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Paladin Detectors - Have Detector-Will Travel

Bonanza Detectors - Models include: The Little Joe, The Adam, The Ben, and the strongest of all...The Hoss

I Love Lucy Detector Company - No Splainin' Needed

American Express Detectors - Don't Leave Home Without It

 

[djui5]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Wow, you guys are funny. You should compete to see who can win Powerball the first, bet one of you would win.

If you do, I get 10% for the idea though

 

[Big Diggin]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

The Redneck Detector - "This is the champion of pull tabs & bottle tops; it will even ID Duct tape"

The Mr. T Detector - "I pity the fool that buys elsewhere"

The Hulk Hogan Detector - "Whatcha gonna do when the 24" searchcoil finds you"

The Dukes of Hazzard Detector - "Just good ol' boys & their good ol' toys"

The Mini-Me Detector - "Perfect for those hard to get at places"

 

[TreasureTales]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

The Mr. T Detector - "I pity the fool that buys elsewhere"

 

[TreasureTales]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Victoria's Secret Detector Company - Put Some Junk in Your Trunk

Anna Nicole Detectors - Cheap & Easy

Larry Flint Detector Company - If It's Dirty, We Dig It

 

[Big Diggin]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

Victoria's Secret Detector Company - Put Some Junk in Your Trunk

Anna Nicole Detectors - Cheap & Easy

Larry Flint Detector Company - If It's Dirty, We Dig It




Now those are hilarious

 

[Big Diggin]

Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director

The Heidi Fleiss Detector - "We offer more BANG for your buck"

The Hugh Heffner Detector - "You can never have too many"

The Dolly Parton Detector - "Ours come with huge (DDD) headphones"

The Dick Clark Detector - "The original is over 100 years old & still running great" & another "You can beat a Garrett, you can beat a Whites, but you can't beat a Dick"