fistfulladirt
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"You're not a licensed buyer"
I went in to make a car payment a Fifth Third bank, and rountinely asked for halves. I don't know the tellers well here, and have only been a customer for a few months.
"Sure, I have $11 worth!" and down the line, "I have a few also."
"Oops, I'm keeping this one!"
I innocently asked, "keeping what one?"
"This silver one", teller replies.
"What do you do with those?" I asked.
"We sell 'em!"
I told the tellers I would pay twice whatever they are getting, (from the local jeweler that pays about half melt.)
"No thanks, this guy is a licensed buyer."
Ok girls, here's your sign...
I went in to make a car payment a Fifth Third bank, and rountinely asked for halves. I don't know the tellers well here, and have only been a customer for a few months.
"Sure, I have $11 worth!" and down the line, "I have a few also."
"Oops, I'm keeping this one!"
I innocently asked, "keeping what one?"
"This silver one", teller replies.
"What do you do with those?" I asked.
"We sell 'em!"
I told the tellers I would pay twice whatever they are getting, (from the local jeweler that pays about half melt.)
"No thanks, this guy is a licensed buyer."
Ok girls, here's your sign...
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