You Know Youre Getting Old When....

[bigscoop]

Here's a good one; You know you're getting old when....uh....dang....give me a minute....oh shoot, can't remember the rest of it. Never mind.
Hey! Did someone just say I never had a mind! Why 'no", I don't mind, but thanks for asking. Well this has been fun, so nice of you to stop by. We'll have to do this again sometime before we get too old for this crap. By gosh, you're right, I did. Thanks for pointing that out.

 

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[AU24K]

Here's a good one; You know you're getting old when....uh....dang....give me a minute....oh shoot, can't remember the rest of it. Never mind.
Hey! Did someone just say I never had a mind! Why 'no", I don't mind, but thanks for asking. Well this has been fun, so nice of you to stop by. We'll have to do this again sometime before we get too old for this crap. By gosh, you're right, I did. Thanks for pointing that out.

Dang,

That all seems familiar.....

Was I over at your place last night?

Best,
Scott


PS. I don't need an alibi this time, I'd just like to have some sort of idea what happened after the...

Well, never mind. It's all good....


Ummm..

What was good?


Ummm..
I'll tell you what was good.
The Musicals of Broadway.
The morals of America in the 50's.
The promise of success and prosperity to anyone willing to work hard to aspire to their dreams.

Yeah, my Friend, that was all good....






What was the question again?

 

[bigscoop]

Dang,

That all seems familiar.....

Was I over at your place last night?

Best,
Scott


PS. I don't need an alibi this time, I'd just like to have some sort of idea what happened after the...well, never mind. It's all good....

What was good?
I'll tell you what was good.
The Musicals of Broadway.
The morals of America in the 50's. Yeah, that was good....


What was the question again?

Your 50's or America's?

 

[AU24K]

My best hope would be, "The Same."

My Best,
Scott

 

[NGE]

what's sex?

 

[AU24K]

what's sex?

I think it means whether you're a boy or a girl......

Best Wishes,
Scott

 

[bigscoop]

what's sex?

It's a pill and a video.

 

[Frankn]

You know you are getting when your younger friends are checking out before you. Frank

 

[AU24K]

Old age is an affliction where the cure is worse...

Best,
Scott

 

[AU24K]

Sadly, you're getting old when hearing certain "oldies" songs
make you cry 'cause they remind you of loved ones passed....

My Best,

Scott

 

[Mackaydon]

When you find a really old, well worn coin and ID it as being minted in the year of your birth.
Don.......

 

[NGE]

A bunch of munchkins are pestering you in a park, you dig up a birth year coin, (and you tell the kids its your birth year) you tell them to figure out how old you are, they take their shoes and socks off then run out of toes to count on. Then they look at your white hair, wrinkles, scarred hands and tell you "85?" Then you chase them with your detector in hand.......... my birth year is 1950.......nge

 

[NGE]

Don, we have something in common, we posted same thing at same time......nge

 

[Mackaydon]

NGE: Proof that great minds think alike.
Don....

 

[AU24K]

A bunch of munchkins are pestering you in a park, you dig up a birth year coin, (and you tell the kids its your birth year) you tell them to figure out how old you are, they take their shoes and socks off then run out of toes to count on. Then they look at your white hair, wrinkles, scarred hands and tell you "85?" Then you chase them with your detector in hand.......... my birth year is 1950.......nge

My Friends,

When a bunch of "munchkins" follow me around in a park asking questions, I remember, WAY back when I was a "munchkin" asking questions.

This tempers my feeling of being bothered and gives me a feeling of being able to spend a little time with a treasure more valuable than my metel detector could ever find; Youth and the passing on of the interest and passion of metal detecting/treasure hunting.

I was in my home town, metal detecting several years ago, and a "munchkin" was following me around. Yes, we were in a downtown park.

I got a favorable signal and was soon explaining proper digging procedures for retreiving objects in the park or anywhere care must be taken to not spoil the landscaping, lawn, etc..

The item that I recovered was a rabies vaccination dog tag from the year that I was born! (1959).

While I was marvelling on the odds of such a coincidence, the dear, little "munchkin" that I was mentoring soon brought me back to earth by asking, "Gee, Mister, did they have dogs way back then?"

May you all find happiness even though it may hurt a little bit....

My Best,

Scott

PS. I still have that tag to this day. And the memories surrounding my finding it.
Priceless!​

 

[AU24K]

When a long, uninterrupted pee feels better than sex.

Best,
Scott

 

[truckinbutch]

A bunch of munchkins are pestering you in a park, you dig up a birth year coin, (and you tell the kids its your birth year) you tell them to figure out how old you are, they take their shoes and socks off then run out of toes to count on. Then they look at your white hair, wrinkles, scarred hands and tell you "85?" Then you chase them with your detector in hand.......... my birth year is 1950.......nge

I hope you caught those little baxards and stomped their guts out !
My birth year is 1950 too

 

[AU24K]

I hope you caught those little baxards and stomped their guts out !
My birth year is 1950 too

DANG!

Feel sorry for any kidz that come yer way, Truckin'.....

Best,

Scott

 

[spartacus53]

Truckin/NGE, you guys are lucky to have your birth information, mine have been sealed for decades, but I believe I'm somewhere in that decade too

 

[truckinbutch]

Truckin/NGE, you guys are lucky to have your birth information, mine have been sealed for decades, but I believe I'm somewhere in that decade too

Trip an out of control kid as he comes by and prove it Ya don't have to do a W.C.Fields field goal kick on an innocent one to prove a point .