Oh boy! Your stories take the cake! I am laughing here.
I had a buyer buy a $13 bracelet. Sent it off the next day. Two weeks later ebay cancels the auction because the buyer is no longer a registered user. HUH? What does that mean? Last week I get an email from Pay Pal that the buyers credit card copy issued a refund because her card was stolen.
I called Pay Pal furious. (OK, it's only $13, but it's the principle of the matter.) I told them that I shipped it within 24 hours like my auctions states. It went to the PP users address, not someone else. IF SOMEONE STOLE HER CARD, WHY WERE ALL THE PACKAGES MAILED TO HER HOUSE

? I did check her feedback. She went nuts those two weeks, buying tons of jewelry. My guess is she thought she would get it all for free. Fat chance. PP gave me the money back right away, and they are going to fight the CC company. She said I was 100% right and I have seller protection. Makes me feel real safe now. My friend used to have a multi-million dollar business online selling mother-daughter outfits. She sent someone $400 worth of clothes. They claimed it never came. PP refunded the money. She had delivery confirmation, and she still lost. I was worried that this was still going to be the case, but I guess PP is better now.
Dumpsterdiver, I have a pasta machine. (2 actually). The attachment makes the pasta in different sizes. I get why they are asking, because it makes a difference. Although "soup noodles" is rather vague. I sometimes use my vermicelli attachment, and sometimes my linguine. It's very personal, depending on what you consider "soup noodles".
Tallone ... THAT is so funny!!!!! I Loved your reply on how to return it. I was not as nice when the doofus asked me how to do it.
Jason4skate ... seriously? $0.99

? Some people need to get a life. That takes the cake, really!