Weird Hidden Talents.

All of my hidden talents are not for public knowledge, though the ladies tend to kiss and tell... ;)
 

packerbacker said:
TreasureTales. Even with that sense of smell, I hope you introduced yourself to people with a handshake. ;D

LMAO

That one needed a "Spew warning" I'm gonna be laughing about that one for days...

Boy, I need a life

HH
Nan
 

packerbacker said:
TreasureTales. Even with that sense of smell, I hope you introduced yourself to people with a handshake. ;D

LMAO pb, no I didn't sniff crotches or butts. Always did shake hands (not paws) and still do. You can't believe how relieved I was when the surgery cured my gall bladder problems and my super-sniffer problems. Guess I better be a little more careful what I post about myself from now on. LOL
 

I can talk and sound like comedian Red Foxx did on the TV show,"Sanford and Son." I can also cup my hands together and blow through my fingers to sound like a train whistle.

Huntin' 59er
 

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I would post mine, but would probably get pulled. Think Gene Simmons - - - hehe
 

Paul is Dead said:
Lets see... Oh lord, what has happened to me. I was once considered normal.

And I also have a collection of animal hats.... Women love them. In fact there is a bar where there is this beautiful woman, she just loves me when I walk over to talk to her....

Keep it up pal...I have made alot of money off you so far this year!
 

Hmm, an axe-shaped banjo would be pretty cool. I do some darn good voice impressions: Chewbacca, Crusty the Clown, Pee-Wee Herman, Red Green (a PBS show, for those not familiar with him)... wish I could impersonate Gene Simmons though. (Well, I actually do have the tongue... but I've got the voice of Kermit the Frog.)
 

Benz... Red Green... awsome show... channel 11.. right?

For those of you in the "unknown'... it was a TV comedy show that was basically an older guy in Maine that was making a TV show (kinda like Waynes World type of format). Anyhow, it was all local New England Jokes.. Maine JOkes and such)... hillarious show!
 

Groovedymond said:
Benz... Red Green... awsome show... channel 11.. right?

For those of you in the "unknown'... it was a TV comedy show that was basically an older guy in Maine that was making a TV show (kinda like Waynes World type of format). Anyhow, it was all local New England Jokes.. Maine JOkes and such)... hillarious show!
Dont forget he used duct tape for absolutely everything!
 

Well if the women don't find you handsome, they might at least find you handy. :D
 

I always wished I could fold my tongue but I cant even whistle. haha. no talents. at least not weird ones. my whole family is artists. in fact my cousin is doing murals at the azteca down the street from our house right now. haha. so I dont know if painting is a talent.
 

shreddah said:
I always wished I could fold my tongue but I cant even whistle. haha. no talents. at least not weird ones. my whole family is artists. in fact my cousin is doing murals at the azteca down the street from our house right now. haha. so I dont know if painting is a talent.
throw us a pic. on this thread!
 

OK I got one for the books... no 2.

I can blow air through my eye, well though my tear duct really, right eye only. If I open and close my eye lid the air stops and starts.

And...

I can read out loud from written text faster with the text up side down than right side up.

JW
 

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