Watch this space?

Old man, I just had a long conversation with a very old school friend who makes metal detector machines that screen for ferrous metal before you get anywhere near the huge hospital MRI magnets...and also screens for shives in prisons.

He is gonna look at making a very cheap mag for ferrous that shoots thru the hull of a boat, very useful if you are looking for cannons and anchors on the quiet....the cannon or the boat has to be moving but that's no sweat.....it doesn't work on stationary ferrous.

Sounds good!! :thumbsup:
although if the cannon is still moving, be prepared to respell boarders!! :skullflag::skullflag:

For our US pals..... Shive = Shank :thumbsup: although in jail, sadds was too busy picking up soap to worry......
 

just so you all know, Sadds is "givin it large" on the High St, in his two favorite places.....

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my eyes , my eyes , what have you done to my eyes --hooters girl , where at the school for the blind bar ? holy moly
 

BVI,

You are too puny to wear two tanks, even a little one........( pun intended)

Little tank story for you.........

There I was thinking because I am a fairly big bloke, you would have to be enormously strong to beat me at "who can carry the most scuba tanks" competition. So off I go staggering around with 8 tanks strategically placed around my body in their back packs as follows.

1 and 2 slung over my right shoulder

3 and 4 slung over my left shoulder

5 on my back and 6 on my front

7 and 8 held one in each hand

Now, the other Kevin photographed on the right is clearly much smaller than the Rolling Stones fan (me) on the left. So I knew I had him beaten with this demonstration of immense strength. So imagine my chagrin ( that's a posh word for being really pissed off) When................

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He waddled out of the swimming pool area, with all of the tanks mentioned above, in exactly the same place as me (big cheater watching my gargantuan effort) and .......wait for it........... roll on the drums.......... the little %$#@ (make up your own swear word) had one in his teeth by the strap.

You can imagine I am sure, how dumb I felt thinking, because I was big and strong - it made me smart. Oh well, back to the drawing board..............
 

The New Pickles restaurant / bar / massage parlor / Dive shop shirts are here for the shop...

Front Says "Pickles" with a picture of a pickle dipped in special sauce...
Back says "Pickle Up and Indulge In The Bulge"...

Sads ... model the new thong for us...
We wont take many pictures. :P
 

Tickle the pickle Contest... is tonight...

Get out the feather boa's...
Sads ... bring the ones you have in your closet at home... we may need them ::P
 

Ahhh BVI... nice of you to join...

Get your Golden Pickle ready for the contest.
 

while some of us are splashing.....:thumbsup:



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Looks my old setup... and looks sorta like me...
When I first saw that pic I did a double take...
Sold my tanks finally a few years ago...
ACTUALLY... I should say... MY girl sold my tanks... FOR 80 BUCKS ...
I am still mad about that...
At a yard sale...
Guy cornered her...
She thought I said 100... and I did ... EACH... sheesh...
And she sold BOTH for 80.... High end Alums...
She is lucky I like her... heh
Sold my Spares for more than that.
 

Looks my old setup... and looks sorta like me...
When I first saw that pic I did a double take...
Sold my tanks finally a few years ago...
ACTUALLY... I should say... MY girl sold my tanks... FOR 80 BUCKS ...
I am still mad about that...
At a yard sale...
Guy cornered her...
She thought I said 100... and I did ... EACH... sheesh...
And she sold BOTH for 80.... High end Alums...
She is lucky I like her... heh
Sold my Spares for more than that.

Damn, sorry about that. I thought I made a great deal, didn't know it was you.

I'll sell 'em back to you for $120, and like you said, each.
 

That's an awful lot of stuff just to go wading in knee deep water.


the most important bit of kit - great against bears........:thumbsup:
against grouper, not so much! ???
 

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OH god... tyler and I on the step...

Sheesh... hope its the back steps...

Cuz otherwise... there goes the neighborhood.
 

Gotta wear a fur coat when you dive in cold water... :P
 

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