Rule #1

[Truth]

Never make eye contact


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[SD51]

#34...

When detecting nude beaches make sure pouch is in FRONT.

And your digging tool is in the back!

 

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[SD51]

Rule #45 - When you find Gold, you must do the Gold dance. When you find a pulltab, you must do the Curly dance!

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?...A0F30A84E28A78432463A0F30A84E28A&&FORM=VRDGAR

 

[Swaveab]

I enjoyed watching that again, but I had to wait a bit to see the one on the Curly Shuffle.

 

[bravobob]

Rule #46 - When asked , all you found were pennies and pulltabs.

 

[LawrencetheMDer]

Rule #12 (original was obviously banished) If you've been metal detecting the beach for years, you'll always become a water hunter...that way you never have far to the bathroom...

 

[holepuncher]

Rule #46 - When asked , all you found were pennies and pulltabs.

And I would not be lying.

 

[SD51]

Rule #47 - When you ask your wife if it's OK to go detecting and she says, "Do whatever you want" instead of just saying "Yes", you had better stay home and get out and do the yardwork because that's really what she wants you to do!

 

[Truth]

Rule #47 - When you ask your wife if it's OK to go detecting and she says, "Do whatever you want" instead of just saying "Yes", you had better stay home and get out and do the yardwork because that's really what she wants you to do!

Ain’t that the truth! Lol

 

[Truth]

Rule #12 (original was obviously banished) If you've been metal detecting the beach for years, you'll always become a water hunter...that way you never have far to the bathroom...

Lmao

 

[Truth]

rule #44 when asking home owner for permission be sure to let them know you know more about their property then they do....

Lol that’s great!!! So true

 

[Truth]

If an ugly woman asks, "What is the best thing you ever found?"
Always answer, "My Wife"

Aaaaamen

 

[Truth]

As a newbie this information is priceless

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[Truth]

#35...

When a stranger walks up to you on the beach and says "What are you doing?"

Always reply.... "Minding my F###ING BUSINESS!"

J/K.

Matt

LMFAO!!!

 

[Truth]

 

[TooManyHobbies]

#48?, When water detecting wear gloves. Not only for sharp objects, but so you don't lose the rings on your fingers.

 

[against the wind]

When some nosy people ask you if you have permission to do what you're doing,, you know, no matter what you tell them isn't going to satisfy them, be sure they see you remove that roll of toilet paper from your pack and walk off into the woods.

 

[Ammoman]

Leave your Steel Toe Boots at home!

 

[SD51]

#49 - When you're detecting and you see a dog, don't assume it's always friendly...

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?...24365EC6712D2657C7A024365EC6712D2&FORM=VDRVRV

 

[GB1]

#50 beware of snakes the ones that crawl and the ones that walk

 

[Roger Mn.]

#51 after digging that silver dime at 6" dig the hole 10" and drop in a beat up wheat cent or scrap aluminum.
I have found newer pennies at 10" many times.