#34...
When detecting nude beaches make sure pouch is in FRONT.
Rule #46 - When asked , all you found were pennies and pulltabs.
Rule #47 - When you ask your wife if it's OK to go detecting and she says, "Do whatever you want" instead of just saying "Yes", you had better stay home and get out and do the yardwork because that's really what she wants you to do!
Rule #12 (original was obviously banished) If you've been metal detecting the beach for years, you'll always become a water hunter...that way you never have far to the bathroom...
rule #44 when asking home owner for permission be sure to let them know you know more about their property then they do....
If an ugly woman asks, "What is the best thing you ever found?"
Always answer, "My Wife"
#35...
When a stranger walks up to you on the beach and says "What are you doing?"
Always reply.... "Minding my F###ING BUSINESS!"
J/K.
Matt