Rule #1

[Truth]

Never make eye contact


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[Minelab Matt]

#35...

When a stranger walks up to you on the beach and says "What are you doing?"

Always reply.... "Minding my F###ING BUSINESS!"

J/K.

Matt

 

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[RustyGold]

Rule # 30 If you are detecting a remote beach and you see a thong hanging from a tree branch, immediately turn around and go back where you came from. Do not go any further. This is not a sign that the surf is dangerous (happened to me yesterday)

screw that SD51. im going on hoping that shes wicked hot

Rule #36
What if said thong belongs to a dude!

 

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As a newbie this information is priceless

 

[SD51]

Rule # 30 If you are detecting a remote beach and you see a thong hanging from a tree branch, immediately turn around and go back where you came from. Do not go any further. This is not a sign that the surf is dangerous (happened to me yesterday)



Rule #36
What if said thong belongs to a dude!

Actually, it did and there was more than one of them there...

 

[haxor]

#3 when asked, lie about what you have found

I just say I'm a subterranean trash collector.
(more truth then joke)

 

[against the wind]

If an ugly woman asks, "What is the best thing you ever found?"
Always answer, "My Wife"

 

[Silver Worm]

Rule #37. If it's not where you're looking; look someplace else!

 

[Silver Worm]

Rule #38. When in doubt, mumble!

 

[ARC]

Don't detect around running vehicles or you will be exhausted.

 

[smokeythecat]

#39 Remember, finding change on the asphalt at the fast food drive in or at the car wash is considered a find, but even if you have the detector with you, it is not considered a detecting find.

 

[namxat]

# 40 "I am looking for mushrooms, thats a mushroom location device"

 

[namxat]

# 41 "Njet nix habla english" * shrug, turn away*

 

[creskol]

Rule # 1: If Rule #1 fails go straight to Rule #2 .. If Rule#2 Fails, go back to Rule # 1 and start over.

 

[smokeythecat]

#42 "No ma'am, we're just looking for the toxic waste that was dumped right near here."

 

[Owassokie]

screw that SD51. im going on hoping that shes wicked hot

Let's be honest. The decision on which direction to head should be based on the size of the thong!

 

[SeekerProB]

recognize when it is time for a new spot!

 

[flyadive]

#43...

 

[ARC]

Don't take a piss between poison ivy vines.

 

[Toecutter]

rule #44 when asking home owner for permission be sure to let them know you know more about their property then they do....

 

[Blak bart]

#20 - when detecting a beach, wear knee-high black socks and sandals to keep all curious on-lookers away! Also, wearing plaid shorts with a stripped shirt helps!

You forgot the beanie hat with the propeller on top, and for the wow factor and the ladies on the beach I prefer speedos !!