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Right back at you TH - Hopefully 2014 will turn things for the better in America!!!
 

After noon on the first out here on the left coast. Belated Happy New Year, may one and all have many outstanding finds in 2014.
 

These are supposed to be the Marine Corps rules for engagement. Perhaps you former active duty, or active duty Marines out there can verify if they are true or not. Sure seems like they might work for more than just the Marines.

Marine Corps Rules:

01. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
02. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
03. Have a plan.
04. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
05. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
06. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.'
07. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap Life is expensive.
08. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
09. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
 

I like 6 and 7 best.
 

Perhaps you former active duty, or active duty Marines out there can verify if they are true or not
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Nope its meant to be a joke.Heres the same thing for SEALs,Army Rangers.U.S.Army Air Force and Navy

Navy SEALS Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.

U.S. Army Rangers Rules:

1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

U.S. Army Rules:

1. Select a new beret to wear.
2. Sew patches on right shoulder.
3. Change the color of beret you decide to wear.

US Air Force Rules:

1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" PowerPoint presentation.
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 1345 tee-time.

US Navy Rules:

1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Watch porn.
4. Deploy the Marines.
 

Most important rule I remember from the Air Force is never to exit a perfectly good aircraft unless it's on the ground... Marines & Army guys never could seem to figure that out.. :thumbsup:
 

My brother told me a good one.When he was drafted in 68,him and his buddy asked their sergeant how to go about getting into airborn rangers.Their sergeant told them that "only two things fall out of the sky,bird sh it and idiots".
 

Old Bookaroo said:
Chad:

And a Very Happy New Year to YOU!

Happy New Year to All,

~ The Old Bookaroo
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Thank you.

It's just another working day for me except for the month, date and year all changing at the same time on the paperwork.

That's partly because I don't partake of adult beverages any more, and partly because I'm working today.
 

Here's another email I got from the same guy. It's probably a joke also. I checked snopes and they have never heard of it, for what ever that's worth. Anyhow it's supposed to be a directive from the Navy.

U.S. Navy Directive 16134 -- Inappropriate T-Shirts )

The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all Naval installations in the Middle East .
(It was obviously directed at the Marines.)

To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEast
For: Inst 16134//24 K

All commanders promulgate upon receipt:

The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East :

1. 'Eat Pork or Die' [both English and Arabic versions]
2. 'Shrine Busters' [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]
3. 'Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy' [Both English and Arabic versions]
4. 'Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more.' [Both English and Arabic versions]
5. 'The road to Paradise begins with me.' [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]
6. 'Guns don't kill people. I kill people.' [Both Arabic and English versions]
7. 'Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version]
8. 'Infidel' [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.


In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

1. 'Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.'
2. 'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb *******s



As far as being authentic, your call ???
 

,,,,,,SEAL SNIPER....." you can run, but just die tired"......one of my favorite T-shirts.......Gary
 

I have one of these patches a friends son sent home from Iraq. Don't know if it's an "official" issued patch or not but I hear they are popular with the troops...
 

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The email itself might be a joke, but I guarantee you any military man or woman wearing these shirts will be keel hauled.
The most politically correct institution in the US today is the US military, because of the regime that's in power, and the Soviet style purges that have taken place over the last few years.
 

Happy New Year!!!!
Sorry, I will be on here when I can. Have some projects pressing right now.
 

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