WV Hillbilly
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A redneck hillbilly goes to the doctor
He says , doc the wife & I have 11 kids
& we don't want any more , can you help ?
Doc says get an old beer can , put a cherry bomb in it
& hold it right up next to your ear & count to ten
Well doc I just don't see how that's
Going to keep us from having any more kids
Doc says just trust me it will work
The redneck gets a beer can , puts a lit cherry bomb in it
Holds it beside his ear & begins to count to ten
He gets to five , runs out of fingers , sticks the can between his legs
So he can finish counting on the other hand
He says , doc the wife & I have 11 kids
& we don't want any more , can you help ?
Doc says get an old beer can , put a cherry bomb in it
& hold it right up next to your ear & count to ten
Well doc I just don't see how that's
Going to keep us from having any more kids
Doc says just trust me it will work
The redneck gets a beer can , puts a lit cherry bomb in it
Holds it beside his ear & begins to count to ten
He gets to five , runs out of fingers , sticks the can between his legs
So he can finish counting on the other hand
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